Not only is Kate’s Photoshop bodge job too good to be any amateur experiment, it also breaks the principles of what makes a good photograph, writes Andy Blackmore

Despite my better judgement, since I’ve been long convinced that the internet is a curse upon all mankind, I’ve decided to join the mob, grab my pitchfork and add my twopenn’orth over “that” Photoshop failure. Having observed, mouth becoming ever more agape, the growing scale of Kate Middleton’s photographic faux pas I can no longer stay silent.

Now, I’ve digested and cogitated long and hard. However, despite the ageing brainpower at my disposal, I’m left with one simple and abiding sentiment. Thus this single lonely thought echoes around my brain. Rebounding against the walls getting louder. Shouting at me, nay, screaming WHY did she do it?

Now, it’s my job to look at photographs all day and still, I don’t know what........

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