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Ty Burr

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If Greenland is too big, meet the nations America might conquer during lunch

A draft proposal from the US Department of Attractive Blonde Policy Analysts offers a list of countries the US could invade without anyone making a...

09.01.2026 20

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Ty Burr

Newsroom unveils bold new ethics code: Sleep with your sources, but take notes

After recent developments regarding Olivia Nuzzi, Ryan Lizza, and RFK Jr., all sources are to be considered for their romantic potential, especially...

03.12.2025 10

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Ty Burr

You have reached the ICE tip line. Your delusion is important to us.

SATIRE: After the Allston Car Wash raid, a college student’s voicemails into the void.

20.11.2025 8

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Ty Burr