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The ‘Cornell 7’ Lesson: Don’t Do Drugs, Stay In School

Editor’s note: This article discusses mature themes. We’re wasting an awful lot of time talking about “consent” and sexual regret right now,...

09.10.2026 3

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These Two Hyped-Up Things Definitely Don’t Matter In The ‘Cornell 7’ Allegations

Just because Doe's attorney wants to make every detail a scandal doesn't make it one. A lot of it doesn't matter at all.

07.10.2026 3

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Even Jane Doe’s Own Story About The Cornell 7 Is A Bad Look For Her

Jane Doe's lawsuit against the Cornell 7 is on its own enough to question and doubt what she claims happened to her.

06.10.2026 7

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Dear Women: Your Bad Life Choices At Cornell Frat Parties Shouldn’t Be National News

Women have a choice to make. They can no longer evade the responsibility for it.

30.09.2026 8

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The Last Elite University ‘Gang Rape’ Was A Hoax. Cornell Might Have One Now, Too

The #MeToo diehards should hope that's not the case.

29.09.2026 10

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Don’t Bring Iced Coffee To A Job Interview And, Men, Don’t Order Fruity Cocktails On A Date

What a person drinks, and when he drinks it, says a lot. For men on a date or with friends, it's either bourbon or beer.

25.09.2026 10

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People Noticed Democrats Enjoying Violence. New York Times Says It’s Just ‘Free Speech’

Just a few days after the anniversary of Charlie Kirk’s assassination, The New York Times is here with some thoughtful insight. Namely, that it’s...

23.09.2026 7

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The Kennedy Center Is A Shrine To The D.C. Decadence. Tear It Down

In the nearly 15 years I lived in Washington, D.C., I probably visited the Kennedy Center just a handful of times, but what’s more important to know...

18.09.2026 10

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Gavin Newsom Is Lying. He Will Run For President, Even If Kamala Does

It was supposedly big news that Democrat California Gov. Gavin Newsom, wearing a very unflattering top for his saggy chest, recently told CNN content...

18.09.2026 10

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Immigration Law Enforcement Is Only Deadly Because Of Democrats And The Media

Whenever reading some tragic story related to immigration in the dying news media, it’s always important to remember one thing: This is, in no small...

15.09.2026 10

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The Lindsay Clancy Holdout Juror Is A Black Man. Here’s Why Gayle King Needed To ‘Sit With That For Just A Second’

The funniest thing you’ll see all week is the moment CBS Mornings content creator Gayle King found out the lone juror in the Lindsay Clancy trial...

11.09.2026 10

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Lindsay Clancy Juror: Most Of Us Were Able To ‘Get Over’ The Dead Children

The people defending Lindsay Clancy raise serious doubts among the public about whether women can discern right from wrong.

09.09.2026 20

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Women Defending Lindsay Clancy Admit They’re Dangerous And Unaccountable

Now that the Lindsay Clancy case just ended in a mistrial and justice is, for the moment, suspended, it’s time to pay special attention to a certain...

04.09.2026 10

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Democrats Are Criminally Liable For Every Immigrant-Related Death

It’s wild the way Democrats and the dying news media love to pipe up whenever someone gets hurt in the course of immigration law enforcement. It’s...

03.09.2026 10

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If You Have Mixed Feelings About Lindsay Clancy’s Guilt, You’re Too Stupid And Broken To Be On TikTok

If TikTok is what's causing people to end up not just wrong about real crimes taking place, but to flat-out side with killers, those people cannot be...

02.09.2026 10

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Democrats Are Still Figuring Out That ‘Normal’ Can’t Be Taught

In this week’s edition of ” Why Can’t Democrats Be Normal?” the comically deceitful Democrat front group Third Way just put out guidance for...

28.08.2026 10

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Age As Gracefully As Dolly Parton

Can’t say that I was a fan of Dolly Parton, given that I can only name three of her songs — “9 to 5” is a good one — but what I know for...

26.08.2026 10

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Men, Get Ahold Of Your Lindsay Clancy-Supporting Girlfriends And Wives Before It’s Too Late

No man who knows such a woman can afford to be quiet about the misplaced support of a child murderer. The safety of children everywhere is at stake.

24.08.2026 10

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Bret Stephens Should Get On His Knees And Apologize For Voting For ‘Woke 1’

New York Times content creator Bret Stephens, who once described himself as a “Biden conservative” and who voted for Kamala Harris, is calling on...

19.08.2026 20

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Jason Arday Won’t Be The Last Time DEI Gets Someone Killed

It’s not a leap of any kind to say that the left’s DEI devotion is what killed Jason Arday, the Cambridge University professor who was found dead...

18.08.2026 10

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Every Democrat Should Be Asked: What About ‘Woke 1’ Was ‘Crazy’?

No one who lived through the past 10 years should allow Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez to giggle away the hell called “woke” that she and Democrats...

14.08.2026 20

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The Social Justice Scam Is What Produced Jason Arday And So Many Like Him

If there’s anything about the Jason Arday saga that scandalized you, then you remain an easy mark for the left’s never-ending scam known as...

12.08.2026 20

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‘Paperwork’ Is Driving People Away From Food Stamps. Good

The problem isn't just welfare fraud. It's all the hundreds of billions of dollars in welfare itself, starting with food stamps.

05.08.2026 20

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David Ellison Wants ‘Independence’ For CNN. He’ll Have To Tear It Down And Start Over

Whenever I’m feeling a little down about the way some things are going in 2026, I like to remember that a bunch of malicious content creators...

04.08.2026 20

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The Burning Hatred From Neocons Is Good For J.D. Vance In 2028

J.D. Vance is not in sync with that crowd. That's why they hate him.

31.07.2026 20

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Don’t Ever Forget The Lies The Media Told To Protect Fauci And Biden

Nobody wants to think about Joe Biden or Anthony Fauci anymore, lest he risk being retraumatized and suffer neck-breaking convulsions. But if we never...

28.07.2026 20

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Democrat Anti-Justice Comes For Shiloh Hendrix And Free Speech

If there’s ever a doubt as to how perverse the Democrat approach to the justice system truly is, think back to what just happened to a 37-year-old...

24.07.2026 10

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Nolan Wells Did Not Undergo An ‘Independent Autopsy,’ Despite What Ben Crump And The Race-Baiting Media Say

The media, always compliant, help Crump push out racist narratives and insinuations of wrongdoing by authorities.

23.07.2026 20

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Lazy Senate Republicans Attack J.D. Vance To Distract From Their Own Failure

Republicans in the Senate need to grow up, be men, and stop hiding behind Kimberly Strassel.

21.07.2026 20

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Democrats Haven’t Figured Out That Masculinity Isn’t A Costume

It’s hilarious enough that the Atlantic magazine has an entire article this week about Democrats adopting “masculinity” as a new political...

16.07.2026 30

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Deportations Are Only Deadly Because Of Democrat Resistance

A majority of Americans said they wanted these people out of their country. If Democrats believed in elections, they would have respected that choice,...

15.07.2026 20

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Are You An Immigrant With A Deportation Sob Story? Thank Democrats

Too many were let in and now they have to leave. There’s no time to feel sorry for the ones with sob stories.

13.07.2026 30

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Democrats Created The Destructive MeToo Standard. They Continue Suffering For It

Democrats have once again been forced to confront their least favorite dilemma: Either live by their own standards or admit they never took them...

08.07.2026 20

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Democrats Have Alienated Normal Men. Now They’re Stuck With Graham Platners

So long as the Democrat Party continues hating normal men, pushing them away with their gruesome policy positions, there will only be more Graham...

07.07.2026 20

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Supreme Court Makes It Clear. Mass Deportations Are Mandatory To Save America

A spate of rulings from the Supreme Court couldn’t be more of a mandate if they were handed down, gift-wrapped, and sealed with a kiss by God: The...

30.06.2026 20

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Democrats Suddenly Agree With Trump: Haiti Is A ‘S-hole Country’

Every Democrat who insists it’s a deeply inhumane offense to send Haitians temporarily in the U.S. back to their country should be required to admit...

26.06.2026 30

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Democrats Suddenly Agree With Trump: Haiti Is An ‘S-hole Country’

Every Democrat who insists it’s a deeply inhumane offense to send Haitians temporarily in the U.S. back to their country should be required to admit...

26.06.2026 30

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Dems Aren’t Afraid Of The Communists Their Party Is Electing. They Just Hate Losing Their Jobs To Them

There’s this idea passed around online, mostly by naive conservatives, that the spate of victories this week in New York for self-identified...

25.06.2026 20

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No, Immigration Courts Should Not Be ‘Independent,’ Which Is Democrat Speak For Unaccountable

If President Trump is still trying to weed out government workers who are threatening to undermine his agenda from within, he might want to take a...

24.06.2026 30

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New York Times Writers Are Mad About The War Ending. That Means Trump Is On The Right Track

President Trump seems to be trying in earnest to end the Iran war that we embarked upon on Israel’s behalf, and it’s upsetting all the right...

19.06.2026 20

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Gays, We Brought The Backlash On Ourselves

It's long past time that gays settle down. Stop asking the nation to indulge your preoccupations and preferences. They've come to resent it.

17.06.2026 30

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The Black Lives Matter Lie Is Why Austin Metcalf Is Dead And Karmelo Anthony Is In Prison

If there isn't a complete rejection of the toxic Black Lives Matter movement, similar events are going to play out well into the future.

12.06.2026 40

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Trump Can Counter Media’s Iran Coverage By Being Honest About The War

Fox News hosted President Trump on Thursday to talk about the progress of the war in Iran, and he did the usual, which is to say he declared the war...

11.06.2026 30

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Scott Pelley’s Hysteria Is A Good Sign That The Legacy Media Continue To Die A Painful Death

Times are changing. The media's 'normal course of business' is quickly disappearing, along with Scott Pelley.

09.06.2026 20

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Todd Blanche At DOJ Should Mean Accountability For The Media’s Russia Hoax And So Much More

Something that the dying news media like to do is frame President Trump’s concerns with the Justice Department as though they’re animated solely...

08.06.2026 20

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Here’s What 60 Minutes And The New Jersey Anti-ICE Riots Have In Common

Scott Pelley and the ICE detention rioters are raging because things aren't going their way. It's how they plan to win the midterms.

05.06.2026 30

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What Graham Platner Did At His Brother’s Wedding Revealed His Repulsive Character 10 Years Ago

Graham Platner's behavior reveals him to be an immature, self-centered person who shouldn't get to replace a harmless centrist.

02.06.2026 30

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Democrats Still Haven’t Learned That Lawfare Has Consequences

Editor’s note: This article discusses mature themes. Naturally The New York Times is out with its own patently absurd version of events with regard...

01.06.2026 20

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No ‘Autopsy’ Is Going To Fix The Democrat Party’s Raging Anti-Americanism

A real autopsy from the party would have concluded that voters rejected Democrats in the last election because of their anti-American policies.

27.05.2026 20

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Stephen Colbert Wasn’t Funny. Even Worse, He Wasn’t Interesting

Stephen Colbert’s character on Comedy Central’s The Colbert Report was funny and interesting. The real-life Stephen Colbert, or whatever iteration...

21.05.2026 30

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