“See men, let me tell wot wot happened, today as you know is dat festival—Kadwa Chautha.”

Illustration/Uday Mohite

Lobo Lobo came over dressed like in a Sanjay Leela Bhansali movie.

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“Lobo Lobo why are you dressed like a character out of Heeramandi? Almost royalty—where did you get such clothes from?”

“Arrey, Dikuna men, my turd cuzzin has a clodes renting store in Virar, like your uhmmm Maganla Dresswala type.”

“But why so dressed up... it’s a relaxed Sunday.”

“See men, let me tell wot wot happened, today as you know is dat festival—Kadwa Chautha.”

“Lobo Lobo first things first, its pronounced Karwa… not Kadwa… kadwa means ‘sour, bitter’, and Chautha means ‘fourth’ so its Chauth, yes… Karwa Chauth.”

“Arrey Dikuna men, don’t get technical ya, you’re interrupting my flow of thought, so as you know in our country on dis auspicious day de wife does a fasting, from sunrise to moonrise for de hubby—my better half........

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