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Are tax rises coming?

Welcome to kite-flying season. With exactly two months to go until Andy Burnham and John Healey’s first Budget, we’re beginning to get a shape of...

yesterday 10

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Jenny Gilruth was my teacher – the bullying claims don’t surprise me

When I heard that a civil service insider had made bullying allegations against Scotland’s deputy first minister, Jenny Gilruth, I was not...

previous day 10

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Britain’s books are getting harder than ever to balance

There’s good and bad news in the public finance figures, released by the Office for National Statistics this morning. July saw something of a...

21.08.2026 10

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Inflation hits Burnham’s cost of living pledge

This week, Andy Burnham, in an article about how much he loves buses, declared that he will lead a ‘cost of living government’. Yet costs are...

19.08.2026 10

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Burnham’s jobs apocalypse

Is the Burnham bounce about to fizzle out? This morning has seen the first shaky set of economic figures since his ascension to Mayor of Great...

18.08.2026 10

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The wildfires phone notification was hysterical

It’s reassuring to know the government has the ability to live-tweet the slow decline of Britain. We won’t go out with a whimper: we’ll crash...

14.08.2026 20

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Britain’s economy is growing – but not enough

Prime Minister Andy Burnham and his Chancellor John Healey are not having a bad start. Sure, there’s trouble ahead: the Budget is going to be...

13.08.2026 20

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Lost in the supermarket / Healey shouldn’t repeat the ‘price gouging’ dog whistle

Our supermarkets are showing remarkable restraint. The previous Chancellor and now the new one can’t resist slandering them. In...

02.08.2026 20

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Healey shouldn’t repeat the ‘price gouging’ dog whistle

Our supermarkets are showing remarkable restraint. The previous Chancellor and now the new one can’t resist slandering them. In...

02.08.2026 20

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Are the rich still fleeing Britain?

One of the first magazine cover pieces I wrote as economics editor was: ‘Go – Why the Rich Are Fleeing Britain’. It claimed that changes to the...

31.07.2026 20

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The Bank of England’s rate hold is good news for John Healey

Energy prices have been on the rise again in recent weeks and fears of another inflationary shock are, again, on economists’ lips. For now, though,...

30.07.2026 20

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Economics / Healey must fix the ONS

If John Healey wants to succeed as Chancellor, he needs to get a grip on the Office for National Statistics (ONS).  I’ve written about the troubles...

25.07.2026 20

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Lucky dip / The madness of crowds is keeping markets afloat

‘I’m done with Trump,’ fumed a normally MAGA-supportive retail trader as he watched an investment that was particularly Hormuz-sensitive...

24.07.2026 20

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Healey must fix the ONS

If John Healey wants to succeed as Chancellor, he needs to get a grip on the Office for National Statistics (ONS).  I’ve written about the troubles...

24.07.2026 20

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How long can this inflation story last for Burnham?

Figures released this morning by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) show inflation fell to 2.6 per cent in June – down from the 2.8 per cent...

22.07.2026 20

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John Healey’s nightmare first day as Chancellor

John Healey has been hit with a triple whammy on his first full day as Chancellor of the Exchequer. The Office for National Statistics (ONS) has just...

21.07.2026 20

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Andy Burnham would be mad to introduce rent controls

Andy Burnham’s government could be entertaining to watch but disastrous for the country. Reports suggest that one of the options Burnham could...

20.07.2026 20

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Michael Simmons

Shut up about your disability

Britain is crippled. More of us than ever before are disabled. One in four, at the last count. But it is a statistic so obviously at odds with reality...

17.07.2026 20

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Michael Simmons

Shut up about your disability

Britain is crippled. More of us than ever before are disabled. One in four, at the last count. But it is a statistic so obviously at odds with reality...

16.07.2026 30

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Waving goodbye to Rachel Reeves

Rachel Reeves last night made what is surely her final Mansion House speech to the business bigwigs, obscure liverymen and bankers of the City of...

15.07.2026 20

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‘It’s going to make Liz Truss look like a savant’: Are you ready for Burnham’s first Budget?

If I were Andy Burnham, I’d be terrified about the inheritance Keir Starmer has left. Yet instead of stepping gingerly towards Downing Street,...

26.06.2026 30

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Reality check / ‘It’s going to make Liz Truss look like a savant’: Are you ready for Burnham’s first Budget?

If I were Andy Burnham, I’d be terrified about the inheritance Keir Starmer has left. Yet instead of stepping gingerly towards Downing Street,...

25.06.2026 30

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Reality check / ‘It’s going to make Liz Truss look like a savant’: Are you ready for Burnham’s first Budget?

If I were Andy Burnham, I’d be terrified about the inheritance Keir Starmer has left. Yet instead of stepping gingerly towards Downing Street,...

25.06.2026 20

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Why Andy Burnham could be tempted by a snap election

Andy Burnham has catapulted his way back to Westminster in a landslide victory, winning 55 per cent of the vote in Makerfield. The scale of that...

19.06.2026 30

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The cost-of-living crisis is not over yet

Unsurprisingly, the Bank of England has voted to keep interest rates at 3.75 per cent. The Bank’s Monetary Policy Committee (MPC), which decides...

18.06.2026 30

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Economic gloom is Keir Starmer’s real legacy

This week has been described by some as Keir Starmer’s ‘legacy week’. The ban on social media and the G7 summit in Evian were meant to show what...

18.06.2026 20

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Rachel Reeves owes Britain’s supermarkets an apology

The Chancellor will be breathing a sigh of relief this morning as inflation holds steady. Figures just released by the Office for National Statistics...

17.06.2026 30

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The Waspi women are grifters

One of the things wrong with Britain is our inability to say no to campaign groups once they win a hearing on the One Show. One rare exception to that...

11.06.2026 30

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Neo con / True neoliberalism has never been tried

Friedrich Hayek once argued that if you put the word ‘social’ in front of a noun, the meaning was negated. Social justice wasn’t about due...

08.06.2026 30

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Neo con / True neoliberalism has never been tried

Friedrich Hayek once argued that if you put the word ‘social’ in front of a noun, the meaning was negated. Social justice wasn’t about due...

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Neo con / True neoliberalism has never been tried

Friedrich Hayek once argued that if you put the word ‘social’ in front of a noun, the meaning was negated. Social justice wasn’t about due...

04.06.2026 30

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True neoliberalism has never been tried

Friedrich Hayek once argued that if you put the word ‘social’ in front of a noun, the meaning was negated. Social justice wasn’t about due...

04.06.2026 30

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What the Mandelson files tell us about Labour’s predicament

The final tranche of the Mandelson files was released this afternoon – though no thanks to Lord Mandelson. A Cabinet Office note released alongside...

01.06.2026 20

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The obvious solution to the youth worklessness crisis

‘It is hard not to be pessimistic when you examine the data,’ former health secretary Alan Milburn says in the foreword to his report into young...

28.05.2026 30

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Did Sturgeon really have nothing to do with the SNP’s finances?

Having said she would make no further comment on the imprisonment of her husband, Nicola Sturgeon’s lawyer has issued two further statements on her...

27.05.2026 30

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The real reason inflation has fallen

Reprieve! The British consumer has received a stay of execution. Figures just released by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) show inflation last...

20.05.2026 30

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The youth unemployment crisis is Starmer’s legacy

When Labour MPs eventually hoof Keir Starmer out of office, the Prime Minister and his neighbour in No. 11 will surely come to be remembered for one...

19.05.2026 30

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Burnham will soon slam into reality

‘Politics needs to change,’ Andy Burnham, our presumptive next prime minister, told the ‘Great North Summit’ in Leeds this afternoon. Burnham...

18.05.2026 40

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Why Andy Burnham is the next Nicola Sturgeon

This may be barely concealed trauma from my time as a Scottish civil servant but, when I look at Andy Burnham, I see Nicola Sturgeon.  The cultivated...

15.05.2026 30

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Will ‘bond markets ‘have to fall into line’ with Andy Burnham?

Reality Check verdict: false You know things are hotting up in Westminster when reporters start unironically using the word ‘febrile’. Today,...

13.05.2026 30

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The Bank of England holds interest rates – for now

In a relief for mortgage holders, anyone with a job and the government, the Bank of England’s Monetary Policy Committee (MPC) has voted 8–1 to...

30.04.2026 50

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Why is Rachel Reeves flirting with rent controls?

Rachel Reeves may have lost the plot. The Guardian reports that the Chancellor is considering a one-year rent freeze on private-sector flats and...

27.04.2026 30

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Michael Simmons

The Iran war hits inflation

The Iran war is being felt in Britain’s economy. Figures just released by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) show inflation rose to 3.3 per...

22.04.2026 40

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Unemployment has fallen – but not in a good way

On the face of it, the Office for National Statistics (ONS) have just released great news on unemployment. The rate – against all expectations –...

21.04.2026 40

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Britain’s economy is growing – but not for long

It must be bittersweet being Rachel Reeves. Figures just released by the Office for National Statistics (ONS) show the economy grew by 0.5 per cent in...

16.04.2026 40

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The IMF growth downgrade is more bad news for Rachel Reeves

Rachel Reeves lands in Washington tonight to be greeted with bad news. The International Monetary Fund (IMF) – whose spring meeting the Chancellor...

14.04.2026 40

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Benefits treats: how Britain became a freeloader’s paradise

Plastered around Westminster this Easter were adverts for the Tower of London. ‘The perfect place for troublemakers – pre-book now,’ the poster...

09.04.2026 40

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Reeves’s energy bailout risks solidifying Britain’s welfare trap

This week Rachel Reeves ruled out a blanket energy bailout to manage the fallout from the Iran war. That’s the right approach. But her targeting of...

27.03.2026 50

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