“Moshe, I just ordered my granddaughter the Holiday Sweater Jewish Barbie doll from Amazon. Twenty-eight bucks. Amazon guaranteed it would arrive at my house before Hanukkah.

“It will be worth every penny when I see her face as she rips off the Hanukkah wrapping paper, opens the box, and starts playing with her own Jewish Barbie. I know her eyes will light up—just like the little menorah on Barbie’s sweater.”

“Boychik,” Moshe said, “I’m curious. Please tell me what this Barbie doll looks like.”

“Well, she looks like a beautiful Jewess, with a shayna punim,........

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