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Labour are heading for a catastrophic collision with reality

In the giddy rush to announce yet another ‘New Chapter’ in British politics – whose chapters these days seem to be about as lengthy and serious...

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I know the perfect two words to describe this zombie parliament

This parliament still has, potentially, three whole years to run, and yet it already feels zombified. Each week it goes through the motions, the same...

wednesday 9

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Keir Starmer can’t keep deluding himself about two-tier policing

The House of Commons these days is hardly an inspiring place. There can be little denying that it is a shadow of the debating arena it was in the...

03.06.2026 10

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The desperate sycophancy of Mandy’s campaign for the Oxford chancellorship

After months of back and forth, today the government finally released the latest tranche of the Mandy documents, which have become their own spin-off...

02.06.2026 10

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Is Nicola Sturgeon the least curious woman on the planet?

Peter Murrell is a strangely shiny man. He has the air of an undertaker who’s been siphoning off the corpse lacquer to use on his own face. The...

26.05.2026 20

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Andy Burnham’s faux insurgent act fools no one

Today, in what will doubtless be just the first of many irritations inflicted on the unfortunate people of Makerfield, Labour launched their...

22.05.2026 10

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Keir Starmer is resigned to resigning

Has Sir Keir Starmer already checked out? There was a strange atmosphere in the House of Commons today. A sort of calm in the eye of the storm...

20.05.2026 10

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Labour has bequeathed us a summer of nonsense

The Great North summit sounds like it should have been a peace conference attended by Peter the Great. Instead, it is actually a talking shop attended...

18.05.2026 10

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Culture / What the Two Fat Ladies taught us about Britain

‘Grab that crab, Clarissa!/ Eat that meat, Jennifer!’ It was with these words – the start of their self-sung theme tune – that Two Fat Ladies...

18.05.2026 20

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Culture / What the Two Fat Ladies taught us about Britain

‘Grab that crab, Clarissa!/ Eat that meat, Jennifer!’ It was with these words – the start of their self-sung theme tune – that Two Fat Ladies...

18.05.2026 10

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Madeline Grant

What the Two Fat Ladies taught us about Britain

‘Grab that crab, Clarissa!/ Eat that meat, Jennifer!’ It was with these words – the start of their self-sung theme tune – that Two Fat Ladies...

16.05.2026 10

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Madeline Grant

Culture / What the Two Fat Ladies taught us about Britain

‘Grab that crab, Clarissa!/ Eat that meat, Jennifer!’ It was with these words – the start of their self-sung theme tune – that Two Fat Ladies...

15.05.2026 30

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Starmer is finally enjoying being Prime Minister

One of the traditions of the state opening of Parliament is that the Yeomen of the Guard search the cellars of the Palace of Westminster for evidence...

13.05.2026 20

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Keir Starmer’s ‘reset’ was just more slop

I wish I’d invested in podiums back in the day. They have become a fixture of British politics of late, a symbol of the chaos and incompetence that...

11.05.2026 10

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Is it time to start feeling sorry for Keir Starmer?

In fairness to Keir Starmer, it took some nerve to turn up and tell deflated Labour candidates what had gone wrong at the local elections when even...

08.05.2026 10

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Mockery is the best way to engage with Zack Polanski

Oh dear, it’s all looking a bit glum for Zack Polanski. A string of headlines about both him and his party has been less than flattering. It’s...

06.05.2026 10

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The ‘sensible’ class is losing control of the House of Lords

The House of Lords is often described as ‘the best private members’ club in London’. Certainly, it has an appearance more impressive than...

01.05.2026 10

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Sketch / Starmer thinks the public is too stupid to notice his incompetence

There was a veritable ‘last day of school’ vibe in parliament as it was prorogued in anticipation of the King’s Speech in May. Though, to be...

29.04.2026 20

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Starmer’s long goodbye

The slow political death of Sir Keir Starmer continued again today. Westminster must increasingly resemble a torture chamber for the Prime Minister....

28.04.2026 30

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Keir Starmer is prosecuting a relentless campaign against reality

Sir Keir Starmer is now approaching a whole week with his head in the sand. One can imagine the plaintive ‘meep, meep’ noise echoing from the...

22.04.2026 20

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An unflashy Olly Robbins mauls Keir Starmer

Ding ding! Round two – or is it round 22? – of the Mandelson saga was underway in the Foreign Affairs Committee. Sir Olly Robbins was going to...

21.04.2026 30

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The Greek tragedy of Keir Starmer

You can always tell it’s going to be a good day in the Commons when the government spin operation happens before a Prime Ministerial statement....

20.04.2026 20

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Oh the joy of watching Keir Starmer descend into fury!

Handbags at noon! It’s always nice to watch Sir Keir Starmer descend into the sort of incandescent fury that living under his government induces...

15.04.2026 20

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Get ready for Labour’s ‘summer of sex’

‘Samantha Niblett’s Summer of Sex’ sounds like something that the police would have shut down during the grubbiest era of Soho peep shows. Not...

14.04.2026 20

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Keir Starmer’s Gulf trip is a masterclass in delusion

There’s an entire glorious genre of photos that we might tentatively entitle: ‘Keir Starmer standing in front of people who visibly loathe him.’...

09.04.2026 50

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Religion has been resurrected in British politics

British history is littered with elections and Elections. The first type, common or garden elections, are fought with prosaic issues at their core....

05.04.2026 30

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Religion has been resurrected in British politics

British history is littered with elections and Elections. The first type, common or garden elections, are fought with prosaic issues at their core....

02.04.2026 20

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I long for a break from Keir Starmer’s bad gags

PMQs last week was embarrassing: not a single answer to a single question. The bar then was low – yet still today was, if not just as bad, still...

25.03.2026 30

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The tragicomedy of Rachel Reeves talking about the Middle East

Rachel Reeves was in the House today, responding to the war in the Middle East. That as a statement alone has an air of innate tragicomic potential to...

24.03.2026 30

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Keir Starmer’s gentlest grilling yet

‘I don’t want to raise levels of public anxiety.’ Believe it or not, these words came out of the mouth of Sir Keir Starmer. If they were true,...

23.03.2026 30

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Decriminalising late abortions isn’t progressive

Last week, the body of an 18-day old baby girl was found in Westminster, in desperately sad circumstances. The baby’s mother has since been charged...

20.03.2026 30

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PMQs was ruined by Starmer’s verbal epilepsy

When a fully greased Sir Keir Starmer is finally bundled, squealing, out of Downing Street, one wonders what he might turn his hand to by way of work...

18.03.2026 30

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Keir Starmer’s Global Statesman act isn’t fooling anyone

Downing Street’s briefing room increasingly looks like a municipal crematorium. It is a depressing feast of cheap teak and black edges. Other...

16.03.2026 20

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Politics / David Lammy’s depraved new world

Beamish, the living history museum in County Durham, invites visitors to ‘step into the past’. It shows how people lived in the early 20th century...

12.03.2026 20

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Keir Starmer has no interest in answering Kemi Badenoch’s questions

In the last 48 hours the government of Sir Keir Starmer has ended a link between the House of Lords and the Anglo-Saxon Witan by booting out the...

11.03.2026 20

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Male vanity / The homoeroticism of looksmaxxing

“Did you ever think that maybe there’s more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking?” So asks Derek Zoolander,...

08.03.2026 50

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Male vanity / The homoeroticism of looksmaxxing

‘Did you ever think that maybe there’s more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking?’ So asks Derek Zoolander,...

06.03.2026 40

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Male vanity / The homoeroticism of looksmaxxing

‘Did you ever think that maybe there’s more to life than being really, really, really, ridiculously good-looking?’ So asks Derek Zoolander,...

05.03.2026 30

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Why is Keir Starmer pretending that he’s a serious statesman?

‘I’d like to remind members of the need for good temper and moderation in the language they use in this chamber.’ Sir Lindsay Hoyle began PMQs...

04.03.2026 30

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Misplaced confidence is Rachel Reeves’s calling card

‘Mr Speaker, this government has the right economic plan for this country.’ It’s never a good sign for a sombre economic statement when your...

03.03.2026 50

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Hannah Spencer has mastered tweeslop

Politics students of the future – if there are any who can see the full length of study without recourse to industrial amounts of anti-depressants...

27.02.2026 30

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Keir Starmer needs a reality check

In the film Goodbye Lenin, a German family has to convince a fussy, old woman who is also a committed socialist that everything going on outside her...

25.02.2026 30

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The stakeholder class needs blowing up

In February 1974, a frustrated Ted Heath, unable to achieve anything in government against constant opposition by the mighty trade unions, called an...

15.02.2026 70

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Bonfire of the lanyards / The stakeholder class needs blowing up

12.02.2026 20

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Keir Starmer’s PMQ cluckings convinced no one

11.02.2026 20

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Starmer’s last stand reeks of desperation

10.02.2026 40

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Labour’s invertebrates are deserting Keir Starmer

04.02.2026 20

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Does Keir Starmer know how preposterous he sounds?

03.02.2026 60

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Deputy PMQs made Starmer vs Badenoch look like Gladstone vs Disraeli

28.01.2026 20

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Labour pains / There’s no great mystery to the Andy Burnham affair

26.01.2026 30

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