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Andy Burnham’s cry for help at PMQs

The first question at PMQs was something which may not go away: Andy Burnham’s engagement with Manchester City – now firmly on the footballing...

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Burnham’s Brexit babblings have already backfired

It was back to the future in the House of Commons today. After their weeks of backslapping and self-delusion, MPs were back in parliament and...

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Sketch / The Tories love Kemi – but who loves them?

I swear that every year the introductions to leaders’ speeches at party conferences become more and more of a circus. Gone are the days of a weird...

07.10.2026 50

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At conference, the Tories are haunted by their past

Day three of the Tory conference. A giant drone hung over the stage for the afternoon’s session on defence. Plenty of giant drones were hungover in...

07.10.2026 20

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The reason Burnham and Farage don’t yet fear the Tories

It was a big day for the Tory conference. There was a real celebrity in town. Normally the sort of famous people who choose to come to party...

05.10.2026 20

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Zack Polanski offers Labour voters the full-fat nut milk

You have to feel sorry for the people of Brighton. No, seriously. In the last two weeks they’ve been subjected not just to a deluge of Lib Dems but...

02.10.2026 20

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Tapestry of horror / Britain is entering its Rococo period

There were many reasons why John Ruskin hated Rococo. The overly decorated style was a bête noire for the great architectural critic because he...

01.10.2026 30

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Burnham’s brand of patronising tweeslop reigns supreme

Labour are in Liverpool and, as their conference reached its apogee, I was put in mind of John Lennon. What could an entitled pseud, who preached...

29.09.2026 20

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Bird-brained / The fantastical world of Ed Davey

I’m sort of in awe of Ed Davey. How does he still manage to wake up every day and, despite all the other challengers for the title, somehow knock it...

24.09.2026 40

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The continuity idiocy of Labour’s foreign policy

There was for a time the vaguest sense that things had got better since Andy Burnham took charge. That the insanity and inanity of Starmerism had...

22.09.2026 40

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US politics / America is not our friend

Imagine, if you will, King Charles in the Deep South. The aesthetics are easy enough: it doesn’t take much to picture His Majesty in crumpled linen,...

17.09.2026 40

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When will Labour ‘do their bit’ on illegal immigration?

Lisa Nandy’s media-round sounds like the sort of thing you might be signed up to if you failed to make the cut as a Newsround Press Packer....

16.09.2026 40

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Sketch / On assisted dying, sense prevailed

Sequels to horror films can be a mixed bag. Some become classics in their own right, others fall into the category of things better left forgotten....

12.09.2026 30

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On assisted dying, sense prevailed

Sequels to horror films can be a mixed bag. Some become classics in their own right, others fall into the category of things better left forgotten....

12.09.2026 20

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Andy Burnham resembled an extreme train enthusiast at PMQs

Today was Andy Burnham’s second Prime Minister’s Questions and also his last one for five weeks. The mini-recess for the extended exercise in...

09.09.2026 20

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Why has John Healey started speaking like Confucius?

John Healey had been sent to Coventry, something he will have to get used to after his budget next month, at least if he ever intends to use any form...

07.09.2026 10

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Reform conference has an air of unreality

It hasn’t been a glittering 24 hours for Reform UK. To lose one senior official might be regarded as misfortune etc. However there was no sense of...

05.09.2026 30

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Andy Burnham is a Liz Truss tribute act

There was a cautious cheer for Andy Burnham as he stood up for his first PMQs. MPs were perhaps cautious of a repeat of the day before when Burnham...

02.09.2026 20

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Andy Burnham’s ‘triple helix’ is bizarre, meaningless guff

Andy Burnham was at the government despatch box for the first time in nearly 17 years, having had the sort of carefree summer that one would normally...

02.09.2026 20

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Culture / Bond’s identity crisis mirrors Britain’s

Madeline Grant has narrated this article for you to listen to. Sometimes I wake up in the night disturbed by dreams of James Bond. Surely, you might...

22.08.2026 20

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The Victorian moralising of the Home Office’s migrant rape advice

The legacy of the Victorians is everywhere; we depend on them for our sewage disposal, our railway networks, much of our infrastructure and housing...

20.08.2026 20

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Culture / Bond’s identity crisis mirrors Britain’s

Sometimes I wake up in the night disturbed by dreams of James Bond. Surely, you might say, that’s the point of him; a man of such raw sex appeal...

20.08.2026 20

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Reform / What Clacton taught us about Nigel Farage’s path to power

The Clacton by-election was finally over. Even by the standards of August news stories, it had grown pretty stale pretty quickly. The result was never...

15.08.2026 30

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What Clacton taught us about Nigel Farage’s path to power

The Clacton by-election was finally over. Even by the standards of August news stories, it had grown pretty stale pretty quickly. The result was never...

14.08.2026 30

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Religion / Project Spire is the Church of England’s Chagos deal

The Church of England can always be relied upon to walk into a room just as everybody else is leaving. The question of whether we have reached ‘peak...

07.08.2026 50

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Kehinde Andrews is the Hiroo Onoda of the Jason Arday saga

Summer is a time for fleeting joys. Be it friendships, romances or hilarious stories about charlatan academics at the University of Cambridge: these...

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Religion / Why is the C of E still devoted to woke?

The Church of England can always be relied upon to walk into a room just as everybody else is leaving. The question of whether we have reached ‘peak...

06.08.2026 40

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It’s the ideology, stupid

What do Nigel Farage, gender-critical feminism, masculinity, generalised homophobia and GB News have in common? All have been blamed in the past week...

31.07.2026 40

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It’s amazing how far Burnham has got by not being Keir Starmer

It’s amazing how far a prime minister can get just by not being Keir Starmer. There’s considerable political success to be had in simply reversing...

29.07.2026 40

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Mr. Burnham, put on a suit and tie

A brass fanfare; a wide establishing shot of five men in three-piece suits, seated in a library of leather-bound tomes – this is Harold Macmillan...

25.07.2026 40

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I’m so glad that Big Ange is back

Big Ange is back. From a sketchwriter’s point of view I have to say that this is marvellous news. Rayner is actually an exceptionally old-fashioned...

25.07.2026 40

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What is the point of the Lib Dems?

The Liberal Democrat party of Russia and the Liberal Democrat party of the United Kingdom are not, on the face of it, natural bedfellows. Google...

24.07.2026 40

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Formal warning / Put on a suit and tie, Prime Minister

A brass fanfare; a wide establishing shot of five men in three-piece suits, seated in a library of leather-bound tomes – this is Harold Macmillan...

23.07.2026 40

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Labour party / Burnham’s coronation speech was sub-Disney schmaltz

As coronations go, this was a particularly flat one. Instead of Zadok the Priest we were treated to New Order. To nobody’s surprise Andy Burnham was...

18.07.2026 30

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Burnham’s coronation speech was sub-Disney schmaltz

As coronations go, this was a particularly flat one. Instead of Zadok the Priest we were treated to New Order. To nobody’s surprise Andy Burnham was...

17.07.2026 30

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Keir Starmer’s biggest problem was always right behind him at PMQs

‘You’ll miss him when he’s gone!’ Lots of people have said this to me. It’s true I have had the dubious privilege of sketching Sir Keir...

15.07.2026 40

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The terminally mediocre were on full display at DPMQs

Sir Keir Starmer was away this week. Nothing new there of course; indeed, it seems the thing which will change least when he finally leaves No 10 will...

08.07.2026 40

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Farage versus the world

He probably won’t want to hear this but there is an air of General De Gaulle about Nigel Farage. De Gaulle came to define French politics through a...

07.07.2026 40

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Did anyone vet Big Ange’s LBC love-in?

‘What’s Big Ange up to?’ was a question Sir Keir Starmer had to ask himself basically every day of his premiership. The fact that the bigger...

06.07.2026 30

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Starmer’s Wile E Coyote defence spin

The Prime Minister began today’s PMQs by wishing a ‘happy 78th birthday’ to the NHS. This is the sort of weird, abstract and inanimate thing he...

01.07.2026 40

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DIP / Will Starmer’s last defender please turn out the lights

There are still people out there – with access to the full gamut of unblunted cutlery – who maintain that Sir Keir Starmer is one of the great...

01.07.2026 40

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Andy Burnham’s tragic Blairite tribute act

‘What a fitting venue to be sat in – The People’s History Museum’. So began the introduction to Andy Burnham’s great descent from Mount...

29.06.2026 40

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Parliament has become dangerously mawkish

Parliament always has an otherworldly feel; it’s a world of gothic crenelations, of specialised language, of deliberate artifice. But something even...

26.06.2026 40

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Kemi Badenoch will miss skewering Starmer at PMQs

The end of Sir Keir’s premiership, and especially his last few PMQs, was always going to be less of a swansong and more a prolonged squeal. The...

24.06.2026 40

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The truth about Keir Starmer’s legacy

It was when Keir Starmer claimed never to have had a dream that I knew we were dealing with potentially one of the funniest prime ministers the nation...

23.06.2026 40

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The truth about Keir Starmer’s legacy

It was when Keir Starmer claimed never to have had a dream that I knew we were dealing with potentially one of the funniest prime ministers the nation...

22.06.2026 60

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Labour are heading for a catastrophic collision with reality

In the giddy rush to announce yet another ‘New Chapter’ in British politics – whose chapters these days seem to be about as lengthy and serious...

19.06.2026 30

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I know the perfect two words to describe this zombie parliament

This parliament still has, potentially, three whole years to run, and yet it already feels zombified. Each week it goes through the motions, the same...

17.06.2026 50

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Keir Starmer can’t keep deluding himself about two-tier policing

The House of Commons these days is hardly an inspiring place. There can be little denying that it is a shadow of the debating arena it was in the...

03.06.2026 40

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The desperate sycophancy of Mandy’s campaign for the Oxford chancellorship

After months of back and forth, today the government finally released the latest tranche of the Mandy documents, which have become their own spin-off...

02.06.2026 40

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