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Arwa Mahdawi

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Americans should be reassured by high prices, apparently. Does Trump’s team really think we’re that stupid?

Americans should be reassured by high prices, apparently. Does Trump’s team really think we’re that stupid?

God, I love paying high prices at the supermarket, don’t you? I walk outside with a bag of basics that cost approximately 500% more than they did a...

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Thank God for Pope Leo. He’s the leader our world desperately needs

Thank God for Pope Leo. He’s the leader our world desperately needs

Do you remember the early 2000s, when Silicon Valley buzzed with idealism and tech bros told us they were going to save the world? “Don’t be...

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How will AI sycophancy change us? Early signs are not encouraging

How will AI sycophancy change us? Early signs are not encouraging

Do you ever get the feeling that the people running the world are delulu? That the 1% are living in a completely different universe from the rest of...

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Can Trump win back young men with a UFC fight on his lawn?

Can Trump win back young men with a UFC fight on his lawn?

Donald Trump has been facing a lot of allegations that he’s snoozing on the job. But we should give the poor man a break: he must be exhausted by...

30.05.2026 10

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Arwa Mahdawi

The chaotic, unique, beautiful Lebanon I knew has been reduced to rubble. When will it end?

The chaotic, unique, beautiful Lebanon I knew has been reduced to rubble. When will it end?

There are various reasons why, at 43, I still don’t know how to drive a car. Clumsiness is one. I can’t even walk straight half the time, so I...

27.05.2026 10

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Have you looked inside your water bottle? I was shocked and disgusted by what I found in mine

Have you looked inside your water bottle? I was shocked and disgusted by what I found in mine

In my 20s, I cohabited with a man who thought you didn’t need to wash towels because you used them when you were clean. This was someone, I should...

26.05.2026 20

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Arwa Mahdawi

Under Trump, more than 145,000 US kids have been separated from their parents, a study shows

Stephen Miller, Donald Trump’s immigration czar and the architect of some of the government’s cruelest policies, doesn’t care what you think...

23.05.2026 20

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Arwa Mahdawi

Why is Elon Musk so threatened by the casting of The Odyssey?

It was the casting choice that launched a thousand meltdowns. The Oscar-winning actor Lupita Nyong’o was confirmed as Helen of Troy in Christopher...

22.05.2026 30

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And, lo! The latest fad diet is upon us – and it’s called ‘eating biblically’

It looks like all the raw milk Conservatives have been chugging may have curdled some of their brains. Some very odd wellness ideas, many of them...

20.05.2026 20

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When I look at what Zohran Mamdani is doing as mayor, I’m jealous of New Yorkers

Some people buy a motorbike when they have a midlife crisis. Others take up a hobby like pottery. I, meanwhile, have channelled all my perimenopausal...

19.05.2026 20

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Pity the poor AI datacenters facing ‘discrimination’

Back in 2016, Marco Gutiérrez, the Mexican-born founder of Latinos for Trump, issued an ominous warning to the US. “My culture is a very dominant...

16.05.2026 20

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Arwa Mahdawi

No, Richard Dawkins. AI is not conscious

Are you there God? It’s me, Arwa. I’ll be quite honest, I’m afraid I’ve never been a believer. I agreed wholeheartedly with Richard Dawkins,...

14.05.2026 10

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Beware what you tell your AI chatbot. It’s not a shrink – it’s a snitch

The hottest new read of 2026 may well be The Secret Diary of Greg Brockman, Aged 38¾. It’s got everything: feuding billionaires, scheming CEOs and...

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Arwa Mahdawi

Pity the poor billionaires – demands for higher taxes must feel hurtful

Won’t anyone think of the poor, poor, billionaires? Their endless money can buy them political power, but it can’t buy them love. Instead of being...

13.05.2026 10

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Arwa Mahdawi

Nine dollars for a Starbucks is an ‘affordable luxury’? CEOs need to wake up and smell the coffee

I don’t mean to vent, but what is up with Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol’s obscenely large compensation package? Niccol, who joined the company in...

06.05.2026 20

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Arwa Mahdawi

Barron Trump is not a time traveller – but there’s a reason the idea has gone viral

Once upon a time there was a boy called Baron Trump, who was growing weary of his privileged life at Trump Castle. Then, one fateful day, Baron found...

06.05.2026 10

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Want a green card? Better make sure you haven’t criticized Israel on social media

Let’s play a fun game of Will This Get Me Deported? The first contestant is myself: a British-Palestinian green card holder in the US. I’ll start...

04.05.2026 20

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Police are using surveillance tech to stalk love interests. Dystopia, here we come

Who would you rate as the world’s most unlikeable tech tycoon? Elon Musk is obviously a major contender. The digital warlord Palmer Luckey is also...

02.05.2026 20

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I got an allotment to escape the chaos – and discovered a hotbed of vendettas

What do you do when it feels as if the world has lost the plot? There are various answers to that question, but one of the more wholesome (and legal)...

29.04.2026 20

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Arwa Mahdawi

Is Tucker Carlson eyeing a 2028 presidential run?

A few years ago, Tucker Carlson was sleeping peacefully alongside his wife and four dogs when, all of a sudden, he was “physically mauled” by a...

28.04.2026 20

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Trump fan Caitlyn Jenner learns elections have consequences

Thoughts and prayers for Caitlyn Jenner. It seems that it’s starting to dawn on the Olympian and reality TV star that being a rich, white, Maga...

25.04.2026 20

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What have I done? I forced my kid to listen to Usha Vance’s podcast - now she’s a fan

I know that child labour is generally frowned upon but, in this economy, sometimes you’ve got to put your kid to work. Last week I gave my...

22.04.2026 30

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Should Barron Trump be drafted – or left alone to keep building his $150m fortune?

It can’t be easy being the youngest son of a man who compares himself to the son of God. Rather a lot to live up to, isn’t there? Still, Barron...

22.04.2026 30

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Arwa Mahdawi

Terrible poll ratings would bother some politicians. Donald Trump isn’t one of them

You’ll know the famous quote, bastardised from a 1926 column by the Baltimore journalist HL Mencken, that “No one ever went broke underestimating...

22.04.2026 40

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Is Meghan Markle really the most trolled person in the world?

Iran may have reopened the strait of Hormuz, but a global energy crisis has not yet been averted. The war has already damaged as much as $58bn worth...

18.04.2026 20

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Teleportation, aliens and cancer-busting soda - it’s not just Trump going cuckoo, his officials are too

People often criticise the Democrats for being overly cautious and never getting anything done. But this week they’ve surprised us all by unveiling...

17.04.2026 30

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Trump may believe he is the messiah – but his attack on the pope could prove costly for JD Vance

Poor persecuted Donald Trump has frequently portrayed himself as a modern messiah. Some of his supporters, meanwhile, have compared him directly to...

15.04.2026 30

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Arwa Mahdawi

Why aren’t Republicans thrilled by the fall in teen pregnancies?

Teenagers these days, eh? Instead of having unprotected sex and popping out babies, they’re wasting their time on TikTok, or something. According to...

15.04.2026 30

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Arwa Mahdawi

What on Earth is Melania Trump thinking?

You’ve probably heard of the Barbra Streisand effect: the phenomenon where attempts to censor information end up drawing more attention to it. Now...

11.04.2026 20

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How do you convince Americans to eat fish? Disguise it as meat, of course

The seafood industry is trying to tackle a slippery problem: the US has never developed a taste for fish. Americans will eat canned cheese product and...

08.04.2026 20

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Trump needs to go. If we can’t use the 25th amendment, I have another idea

For the past few months, I have been waging a cold war with a neighbour who constantly puts out their rubbish on the wrong day. And by “cold war”...

07.04.2026 20

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A Fox host says ‘many people’ think women shouldn’t be president. Thank goodness we’ve got a man in charge

Oh dear, it looks like Jesse Watters’ mother needs to give him a good talking to again. The Fox News host regularly spouts so much deliberately...

04.04.2026 30

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Finally, the clitoris is getting the attention it deserves

There’s no excuse for being icliterate any more. It was a long time coming, but, almost 30 years after the web of nerves inside the penis was...

01.04.2026 30

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Petrol more than $4 a gallon? Don’t blame JD Vance!

Bombing little kids in the Middle East? Whatever. Immigration agents killing US civilians in the street and terrorising local communities? Meh. The...

31.03.2026 40

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Arwa Mahdawi

Pete Hegseth is imbuing violence with a religious righteousness

Is it woke to wash your hands? Pete Hegseth seems to think so. Back in 2019 when he was still just a Fox News host rather than the guy in charge of...

28.03.2026 30

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Arwa Mahdawi

Does Trump really have news about aliens and UFOs? That would be the first sign of intelligent life

There are some very important files sitting in a US government building right now, full of shocking details that certain entities would prefer to keep...

25.03.2026 40

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Why is the US so expensive? Everything comes in a ‘premium’ version, from doctors’ appointments to movies

‘What’s great about this country is America started the tradition where the richest consumers buy essentially the same things as the poorest,”...

24.03.2026 50

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The Trump administration kills children abroad while being ‘pro-life’ at home

How many children has the US helped kill this week in the Middle East? It’s hard to keep track, but Unicef reports that more than 1,800 children in...

21.03.2026 30

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Arwa Mahdawi

Who in Hillary Clinton’s team thought it would be a good idea to capitalise on the Jeffrey Epstein case?

We live in a golden age of tasteless political merchandise. This is largely thanks to Donald Trump: over the years the president’s official store...

18.03.2026 30

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Arwa Mahdawi

We get it, RFK Jr: you have abs. Now enough with the slopaganda

Vladimir Putin loves bombing Ukraine and taking his shirt off – not necessarily in that order. The Russian leader is well known for his macho...

18.03.2026 40

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Arwa Mahdawi

Trump’s Iran war has cost Americans at least $11bn already. And that’s just the start

Generally speaking, when you bomb another country, and that country retaliates, you call it a “war”. Very simple word. Three letters. Even Donald...

17.03.2026 50

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Arwa Mahdawi

This CEO warns that Democratic voters are most at risk from automation

Don’t you just love AI? It has inundated the internet with slop, destabilized the concept of truth, and made it much easier to bomb people. And...

15.03.2026 30

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Arwa Mahdawi

Kristi Noem is out. Could Pam Bondi follow?

After spending $220m of taxpayer money on an advertising campaign in which she demanded migrants self-deport, Kristi Noem is now being forced to make...

07.03.2026 60

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Kamala Harris might run for president again in 2028. Please, no

I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you today. The bad news is, well, everything. As you may have noticed, the world is on fire. The good...

05.03.2026 40

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Arwa Mahdawi

Why in the world is Melania Trump leading a UN security council meeting?

“We ended DEI in America,” Donald Trump boasted during his State of the Union (SOTU) address on Tuesday. Unlike many things the president said in...

28.02.2026 20

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Prominent Brits are facing a reckoning over Epstein. In the US, not so much

The transatlantic Epstein divide Schadenfreude isn’t a particularly noble sentiment. But who cares, eh? These days bad things never seem to happen...

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Trump posted something blatantly racist? What a surprise

07.02.2026 40

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This one weird trick could stop US women from voting

31.01.2026 200

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The Republicans’ latest Clinton stunt will not work

17.01.2026 30

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The Trump dynasty could run and run – but will Ivanka, Barron or Kai take the crown?

14.01.2026 20

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Arwa Mahdawi