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Sorry, Pit Bull Owners. The Manliest Men Actually Own This Type of Dog

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There’s something very funny about a man who looks like he could change a tire in the rain walking around with a six-pound dog named Princess. He also might be more secure than the guy getting yanked down the sidewalk by a giant Cane Corso.

Animal historian Stephanie Howard-Smith has a PhD in the cultural history of lapdogs. In her new book, Yap! A Short History of Small Dogs, out in October, she argues that a man carrying a tiny dog can “demonstrate [his] absolute confidence in his masculinity.” He doesn’t need the stereotypically macho breed to “aura-farm,” as the kids would say. Orlando Bloom has a teacup........

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