If you can’t even muster up the manhood to support killing our enemies, what the hell use are you? Seriously. Right now we’re in a war against goat-molesting psychopaths who have been trying to murder us for 50 years, but a few new members of our coalition – not a huge number, but very loud and stupid about their loud stupidity – have become emotionally incontinent about the fact that what Donald Trump is doing is hard. We need to be really clear about Donald Trump’s gambit re: Iran. He’s a freaking hero. This is a guy who stood up and risked his political capital on doing something he’s never going to get any credit for. Do you think in 10 years he’s going to be praised for this? He will have neutered Iran as a threat, meaning that the worst-case scenario isn’t going to happen. People aren’t going to see the consequences of globalist inaction because of his action. They will forget because the Iranian dog didn’t bark because Trump treated it like Kristi Noem treated Cricket.

This might be the most selfless political act we’ve ever seen. Like I said, “Hero.”

And yet, a bunch of weak-willed losers purportedly on our side have decided that this war is icky. It offends their feminine sensibilities. Yeah, gas is up a buck a gallon. Yeah, your 401(k), and mine, have gone down. But you know what? We’re not going to see a mushroom cloud rising over an American city as a pack of seventh-century semi-human pagans with names from the Tatooine phonebook try to usher in the apocalypse. That’s undeniably good. That’s undeniably awesome. And that’s undeniably an IQ test for our side.

If you’re not supporting the president, what the hell is wrong with you?

Now, I’m here talking to Townhall VIPs, so you’re probably with me and, incidentally, America. I’m talking to committed folks, mostly those dreaded boomers – you know, the people who actually built lives and careers, and have competently provided for themselves. You’re the ones I’m hoping to........

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