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A former psychiatric hospital turned into houses - let's not allow history to be lost

It has been 20 years since the last patients departed Bangour Village Hospital. Once a pioneering facility for psychiatric care, for the past two...

30.11.2024 10

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My Midlife Diary: I turn 47 this weekend - when will I feel like an adult?

I have a birthday this weekend. It isn’t one that, in the grand scheme of things, is particularly noteworthy. Not like reaching the giddy heights of...

17.11.2024 10

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Susan Swarbrick My Midlife Diary: Don't scoff at Christmas creep – it's good for us

And here we are. That odd stage in the calendar where discombobulation abounds. The second week in November always feels like a curious hinterland,...

10.11.2024 7

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My Midlife Diary: Forget relaxing of an evening, fireworks morons have taken over

An October night and my dog is shaking in my arms. His entire body trembles with fear. We’re huddled together on the kitchen floor and my heart...

03.11.2024 10

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My Midlife Diary: I only RSVP if it’s OK to rock up in a dog hair-covered fleece Get the instant Donald Trump look by slapping on some orange-hued fake tan, style your hair into a fluffy combover, find an ill-fitting, boxy suit with exaggerated shoulder pads and accessorise with an over-long, shiny red tie.

The other day, while I was packing my shopping at breakneck speed at the tills of a well-known budget supermarket, the cashier struck up a...

27.10.2024 8

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Susan Swarbrick My Midlife Diary: Is it time I got a dumbphone?

In recent weeks, I have developed a bit of a screen time problem. It tends to be something that creeps up on me around this time of year, coinciding...

20.10.2024 30

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My Midlife Diary: Gen Z don't want to be middle managers - good on them, I reckon

As regular readers will know, I fancy myself as a bit of an amateur anthropologist. A keen observer when it comes to the subject of generational...

13.10.2024 6

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My Midlife Diary: How hummus became a barometer for the mood of the middle classes

If ever you need a barometer for the current mood of the middle classes, simply type a single word into an internet search engine: hummus. This past...

06.10.2024 4

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My Midlife Diary: How I get my Saturday morning kicks as a parkrun 'high-vis hero'

A Saturday morning and an early autumn chill hangs in the air. I meander the short distance from the car park with a huge smile on my face. It is...

29.09.2024 5

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The trouble with getting older? It sneaks up on you by stealth

One of the best gifts I have been given in recent times is a coffee mug from my friend Alison that is inscribed with the words: “What a year this...

22.09.2024 10

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Susan Swarbrick: Houseplant sales? Oh dear, student life is so wholesome nowadays

Student life seems a lot more wholesome than I remember. I was struck by this thought the other day when I saw a social media post about an upcoming...

15.09.2024 9

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Susan Swarbrick: Oasis reunion proves that the 1990s were the best decade

At what point in life do you find yourself spending equal time gazing back as you do looking forward? This isn’t, as it might appear at first...

07.09.2024 8

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Susan Swarbrick: Bye summer - I’m already craving cosy autumn days

There are two types of people in this world: those who aspire to exist in an eternal summer and those who are counting down the days until the...

01.09.2024 5

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Susan Swarbrick: 'Brat summer' is dreary proof pop culture is money for old rope

How has your week been? Have you been “very demure, very mindful” in your daily undertakings? Or are you still ensconced in your “brat summer”...

25.08.2024 5

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Susan Swarbrick: We all have a favourite comfort food - here's what it says about you

There is something about this point in August that always stirs a perennially familiar feeling deep within my soul. A curious melancholy tinged with...

14.08.2024 4

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Susan Swarbrick: All creatures great and small - my summer of insect-themed drama

I have never been someone who gets the ick from insects. As a child I would collect ladybirds, millipedes and beetles in an old ice cream tub,...

11.08.2024 9

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Susan Swarbrick: I got a nosebleed, fell in a bush and ran through a swarm of bees

If you are anything like me, you’ll have likely spent much of the past week glued to coverage of the Olympic Games in Paris. My diary has been...

04.08.2024 10

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Susan Swarbrick: The five best gifts you can get a middle-aged person

As I get older, something that I increasingly struggle with is what to buy friends and family as gifts. Many of my nearest and dearest are, like me,...

28.07.2024 8

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Susan Swarbrick: My teenage self would cringe with embarrassment at middle-aged me

The other day I was meandering around the supermarket when I witnessed a heated standoff unfolding between a mother and her teenage daughter beside a...

21.07.2024 10

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Susan Swarbrick: We're told to 'ditch the comfort zone' - but what does that mean?

One of my all-time favourite quotes reads: “Your new life is going to cost you your old one.” It forms part of a longer passage by the US...

14.07.2024 20

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Susan Swarbrick: Most dogs, on average, only experience 12 summers - that hit me hard

When you break life down by numbers, we each get a finite tally of experiences. A set total of how many times we will go on holiday, watch the sunrise...

07.07.2024 20

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Susan Swarbrick: I learned how to beat the 'Sunday scaries' - here's the secret

Does anyone else get the “Sunday scaries”? Simply hearing the opening credits from Antiques Roadshow or Countryfile is enough to send the first...

30.06.2024 10

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Susan Swarbrick: Surely there's an easier way to have a midlife crisis than running?

By the time you read this I’ll be running in circles around Aberdeenshire. Yep, I’m off on another adventure. This one - an endurance event called...

23.06.2024 10

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Susan Swarbrick: The magic of rediscovering the hidden wonders of the garden

As we continue our ascent towards the peak of summer, my garden finds itself languishing in a sorry state of neglect. Well, that’s not strictly...

16.06.2024 8

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Susan Swarbrick: 'I felt a searing pain in my foot. Every step was agony'

THE searing pain came out of nowhere. One minute I was determinedly schlepping through the torrential rain and gusting wind, the next every step was...

09.06.2024 10

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Susan Swarbrick: Running taught me how to heal and rebuild my body

SOMETIMES the toughest journey is even reaching the start. When I signed up to run a half marathon, I visualised seamlessly ticking off boxes as the...

01.06.2024 10

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Susan Swarbrick: How did Gen X manage to avoid the generation sock wars?

It has all been kicking off again in the generation wars. The latest battleground: sock length. And you don’t want to be on the wrong side of...

26.05.2024 20

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Susan Swarbrick: Help! I'm in a slavish relationship with my judgemental smartwatch

For several years I didn’t wear a watch. I was one of those folk who simply glanced at their mobile phone or the nearest wall clock whenever they...

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Susan Swarbrick: Summer has been my nemesis - I am determined to love it this time

THROUGHOUT my life I have always been slightly envious of those who thrive in the late spring and summer months. The kind of folk who can navigate the...

05.05.2024 9

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Susan Swarbrick: Sorry, Jamie Oliver - I'm over the cult of the air fryer

Here I am, yet again, thinking about air fryers and pondering how they have managed to permeate the collective consciousness to become so highly...

21.04.2024 20

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Susan Swarbrick: I held onto things 'just in case' - here's the trick to letting go

MEMORIES are the currency of our lives and often, when it comes to the past, we like something tangible to hold onto. It is a subject I have thought...

14.04.2024 40

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Susan Swarbrick: The daft myths about midlife that we need to stop buying into

I am a big believer that making mistakes in life is all part of the journey. Often the greatest successes come on the back of - what feels like at the...

07.04.2024 7

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Susan Swarbrick: Is anyone else sick of the incessant rain of this so-called Spring?

Every day for the past week I have looked out my window at the garden and watched the dance of spring unfold. There is always something new to see....

31.03.2024 10

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Susan Swarbrick: I finally made it to Dundee - what took me so long?

Exactly four years ago this weekend, I wrote about how I had never been to Dundee. It was styled as a light and funny piece reflecting on how in our...

09.03.2024 9

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Susan Swarbrick: Shh... the best kept secret of running is the post-race buffet table

The thing that nobody tells you when you take up running is how much time you will spend thinking about food. Yes, there is a lot of chat about...

02.03.2024 7

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Susan Swarbrick: Any Scotsman turning down a leap year proposal could be fined

HOW will you spend this Thursday? The reason I ask is that I’m endlessly fascinated with the traditions and superstitions to mark February 29. One...

24.02.2024 30

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Susan Swarbrick: Don't waste life waiting for the perfect moment – it might not come

I ALWAYS love this time of year. There is something about mid-February where the light gets a little bit brighter and possibility blossoms. It is...

17.02.2024 10

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Susan Swarbrick: Valentine’s Day is a hellmash of expectation clashing with reality

I DON’T know about you, but I tend to find Valentine’s Day a tricky subject. It’s one of those topics that seems light and frothy, yet the...

10.02.2024 10

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Susan Swarbrick: Night life? No thanks. Let’s go out to the dry cleaner’s instead

NOTHING good ever happens after midnight. Or so the wisdom goes. My younger self – who once went bar-hopping in New Orleans into the wee small hours...

03.02.2024 8

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Susan Swarbrick: Finding a starfish in your garden - how very Storm Isha

When it comes to the weather of late, we seem to be living in a twisty meteorological thriller. One that has thrown all its budget into big,...

27.01.2024 10

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Susan Swarbrick: I passed my driving test at 46 - proof it's never too late

I PASSED my driving test last week. A sentence that for many years - decades in fact - I couldn’t have imagined whispering quietly in my head, never...

20.01.2024 8

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Susan Swarbrick: Gladiators returns to TV this weekend. Are you as on-trend as me?

I HAVE a friend who is robustly stylish and always seems to have her finger on the pulse of all the latest fads. Be it kitchen gadgets, clothes,...

13.01.2024 20

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Susan Swarbrick: My dreadful Reese Witherspoon-Legally Blonde moment haunts me

HAPPY New Year. Apologies for the belated salutation. You find me in a new column slot for 2024. New year, new me (or something like that). With...

06.01.2024 10

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Susan Swarbrick: Why it's time to break the stranglehold of Christmas traditions

CHRISTMAS traditions. For some, these are two words that sparkle and glitter like tinsel or a fresh fall of snow. While for others, it is akin to...

21.12.2023 20

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Susan Swarbrick: What does your favourite Christmas movie secretly say about you?

HOW do you like your festive viewing? Are you all about the classics? Do you prefer a comedy or something a bit more thrill-packed and gritty? It is...

06.12.2023 10

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