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Patrick Lenton

The Guardian

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I’m sad young people aren’t getting to experience the horror and chaos of share houses

I’m sad young people aren’t getting to experience the horror and chaos of share houses
27.01.2025 10

The Guardian

Patrick Lenton

My new year resolution is to stop using one giant list in my Notes app for literally everything

My most used and most terrifying app on my phone is the bewildering swamp wilderness of the Notes app. For those unaware, the app has a simple...

31.12.2024 2

The Guardian

Patrick Lenton

My greyhound Basil is an awkward loner weirdo – now I know how my parents felt

After his first day of daycare, my long, stinky son Basil came home with a report card that said he’d been well-behaved but also needed to work on...

14.11.2024 20

The Guardian

Patrick Lenton

Sorry, Sydney, I think it’s my fault you lost the AFL grand final

There’s a good chance that thanks to the Sydney Swans’ devastating loss to the Brisbane Lions at the weekend I’ll never see my family again. Or at...

30.09.2024 7

The Guardian

Patrick Lenton