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No surprise that SNP ministers don't want a probe into CalMac

It is perhaps quite revealing about the Scottish government’s priorities that the transport minister’s role is often downgraded when it should be...

02.11.2026 20

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SNP ministers must accept part of the blame for island depopulation crisis

SCOTLAND is home to more than 900 islands with around 101 permanently inhabited, with 89 of these being classed as offshore. While this may seem a...

26.10.2026 20

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Ministers need to increasing funding for Gaelic broadcasting before it's too late

The issue of Gaelic road signs on the country’s roads can, for some unknown reason, illicit all sorts of irrational responses. To some, bizarrely,...

05.10.2026 30

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Alan Simpson

Why ministers should drop Israel-linked firm from ScotRail tender process

Over the years, there have been many different excuses put forward for trains being delayed, from leaves on the line to the wrong type of snow....

28.09.2026 60

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Now is the time to scrap free tuition at Scotland's universities

The glittering list of achievements by graduates of Scotland’s ancient universities reads like the ultimate who's who list across various...

21.09.2026 50

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Police delivered customers’ takeaways. Is this really the best use of their time?

I have always been a bit of a fan of police and crime dramas, even the really bad ones, and they have taught me some valuable lessons down the years....

14.09.2026 50

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Why it may be the vessels and not the yard to blame for latest CalMac ferry delay

Recent reports have suggested a surge in whale and dolphin sightings around the coast, which is being attributed mainly to the weather, which is...

07.09.2026 100

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Bill for A9 consultancy fees is final insult to hard-pressed Highlanders

It was nearly 20 years ago when the then first minister Alex Salmond announced that the A9 would be fully dualled between Inverness and Perth. Three...

31.08.2026 50

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Greens backed bid to make the morning roll a UNESCO treasure is utterly ridiculous

Scotland’s larder is acclaimed across the world and many of its premium produce finds its way onto some of the finest dining establishments and it...

24.08.2026 40

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Why building more council houses could solve Scotland's housing crisis

Around five decades ago, council housing made up more than half of all homes in Scotland with many areas enjoying a strong community spirit that has...

17.08.2026 50

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Flights subsidy row shows islanders' transport needs are still being forgotten

Every day, if they so choose, civil servants in Edinburgh can turn around in their plush, leather chairs and look out across the First of Forth to...

10.08.2026 50

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Scotland should look at Andy Burnham’s new Neet plan with interest

WHEN he was President of the US, Ronald Reagan used to enjoy cracking jokes during TV addresses, mainly at the expense of the Soviet Union and his...

03.08.2026 40

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Scotland should look at Andy Burnham's NEET plan with interest

When he was President of the US, Ronald Reagan used to enjoy cracking jokes during TV addresses, mainly at the expense of the Soviet Union and his...

03.08.2026 40

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Public information films, wildfires and the case for a disposable barbecue ban

Back in the day, public information films were a regular thing on TV screens and were guaranteed to put the fear of God into any youngster with the...

27.07.2026 70

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French bin collection system could work in Scotland with a few tweaks

I have just returned from a sojourn to rural France and very pleasant it was too apart from the heat and road chaos caused by a few cyclists. The area...

20.07.2026 50

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Why Ferguson Marine’s £500m Glen Rosa and Glen Sannox saga still matters

The term Clyde-built used to be synonymous with excellence, with yards on the river once building one third of the world’s merchant vessels. Yards...

29.06.2026 50

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Alan Simpson

Starmer is blocking the wrong people from social media - here is who he should ban

I recently came across the bizarre but fascinating fact that the internet weighs approximately 60 grams. Quite how that figure was reached is beyond...

21.06.2026 50

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Scotland's £1.94bn A9 tender is welcome — but why has it taken this long?

Elvis Presley is not everyone's cup of tea. Many think of him as simply the King, while others, including myself reckon he was a tad overrated....

15.06.2026 50

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Who is to blame for drunk passengers, airlines or airport bar staff?

Airlines have a responsibility to prevent drunk passengers flying but they do need a helping hand from airport bar staff, argues Herald columnist Alan...

11.05.2026 60

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Is eco-grief really just a cry for attention?

Eco-grief is something that matters to victims but it could offer an excuse for the permanently angry to annoy themselves with, argues herald...

04.05.2026 70

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Users only have themselves to blame for blanket ban on campervans

Tourist hotspots are now introducing blanket bans on motorhomes and campervans amid soaring popularity. Many users only have themselves to blame for...

27.04.2026 60

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Alan Simpson

The high-stakes CalMac green ferry gamble that wasn't worth the risk

The great green ferry dream has turned into a nightmare for islanders and sunk a shipyard in the process. It really wasn't worth the risk, argues...

20.04.2026 70

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Alan Simpson

Energy Secretary Miliband must approve these North Sea oil fields now

Given the current turmoil in the global energy market, UK government ministers need to end their hostility to the North Sea and approve new licences,...

13.04.2026 80

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Why Pennan residents need a new local hero and not silly rules about windows

The village of Pennan may be global film star but its conservation status is not helping locals to maintain a sustainable life and must be eased,...

23.03.2026 80

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Broken propeller sums up sorry saga of over-budget and delayed Calmac ferries

A broken propeller found on one of the two over-budget and much delayed Calmac ferries sums up perfectly the whole sorry saga, argues Herald columnist...

16.03.2026 100

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The casual indifference repeatedly letting rural Scots down

A curious planning refusal in Dumfries and Galloway encapsulates a casual indifference to the very real problems that exist in rural Scotland, writes...

09.03.2026 70

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Fixed link plan could be a tunnel of love or a bridge too far for Mull

Objectors to a new home overlooking Calgary Bay on Mull could soon have a much larger reason to be fearful after plans were unveiled to build a tunnel...

02.03.2026 100

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Alan Simpson

Time to wave goodbye to hopes of harnessing the power of the seas

Ministers pulling funding from a wave energy body shows that it may be time to finally admit that we cannot harness the power of the seas, argues...

23.02.2026 60

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Alan Simpson

Rail fares freeze is election con-trick that passengers will still have to pay for

The recently announced rail fares freeze is nothing more than a pre-election con trick and passengers will have to foot the bill eventually, argues...

16.02.2026 200

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Alan Simpson

'I'm a regular user of this notorious trunk road and it badly needs an upgrade'

Politicians should stop promising to build things that they cannot deliver such as the A96 which remains without significant upgrades and is...

03.02.2026 60

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'Let them eat guga': Politicians should have no say on banning islanders hunt

A petition to ban the practice of hunting baby gannets may have gathered the most signatories at Holyrood but islanders should be allowed to carry on,...

26.01.2026 60

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Alan Simpson

Hyslop defending CalMac's record repair bill is a real ferry fiasco

Transport Secretary Fiona Hyslop is left to defend the indefensible over record ferry repair bill, caused primarily by the Government she serves,...

12.01.2026 60

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Alan Simpson

Politicians should stop declaring war on motorists to solve any crisis

Politicians should stop declaring war o n motorists to solve any crisis that comes along and should invest in alternatives instead, argues Herald...

29.12.2025 50

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Alan Simpson

You're going to need a cheaper boat: Common sense prevails over Clyde fees

Plans by a ports giant to charge recreational sailors a fee to effectively sail down the Clyde was a disgrace and have rightfully been scrapped after...

22.12.2025 60

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Alan Simpson

Now is the time for a total reboot of the 'Insta Highway' NC500

A new report into the impact of the NC500 on the local communities along the route offers a golden opportunity for a total reboot that benefits...

15.12.2025 60

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Alan Simpson

How offering cold, hard cash could just solve the depopulation crisis

Offering cash incentives to entice young professionals to live in rural Scotland could just solve the depopulation crisis and should be considered,...

08.12.2025 50

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It is no surprise that rural Scots are angry about public transport

A new survey has revealed that rural Scots are dissatisfied about public transport in their areas and it is little wonder. Ministers must act to...

01.12.2025 60

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It feels like we're back in the 1980s - and I don't mean that in a good way

It is a strange world we live in when the Scottish Greens are leading the fight against oil and gas jobs being lost in their thousands, argues Herald...

24.11.2025 60

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Ministers should stop fining CalMac until they get new ferries

CalMac b eing fined millions of pounds for poor performance is a nonsense as the blames lies entirely with ministers f or poor planning, argues Herald...

17.11.2025 60

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The train arriving on Platform 1 is around a decade too late, probably

ScotRail has just ordered new rolling stock for the railway network, but while it is welcome it may lead to capacity issues over the next decade,...

10.11.2025 60

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Alan Simpson

The 400,000 reasons that Argyll locals can finally rest and be thankful

More than 400, 000 trees have been planted on the mountai n above the Rest and Be Thankful in Argyll, but this should have been done years ago, argues...

03.11.2025 60

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Relying on Filipino welders due to skills shortage is a national embarrassment

Rosyth shipyard is having to use 300 Filipino welders due to a skills shortage in Scotland, which is a national embarrassment, argues Herald columnist...

27.10.2025 70

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Alan Simpson

Israel's actions in Gaza are abhorrent, but can you really blame them?

Israel's actions against Hamas in are abhorrent, but given the history of the area, can anyone really blame them? argues Herald columnist Alan...

29.09.2025 60

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Alan Simpson

Ferries, trains and automobiles - the Scots sequel that's just not funny

Transport Secretary Fiona Hyslop convened a recent summit to hail the sector in Scotland, but there is not much to applaud in the government's record,...

22.09.2025 60

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Alan Simpson

Medics are right - politicians should consider charges in Scotland's NHS

Senior medics are calling for ministers to introduce charges in the NHS and they are right, argues Herald columnist Alan Simpson. It was launched...

15.09.2025 90

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Alan Simpson

There's nothing 'peak about Scotrail - apart from the cost

Recently, I had the good fortune to attend a do in the Hillfoots town of Alloa and very pleasant it was too. When I say good fortune, what I...

08.09.2025 50

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Turkish delight for islanders as new CalMac ferry sets sail

If you had been lucky enough to be lounging on a Turkish beach in the past few days, you could have been forgive for doing a double take after seeing...

25.08.2025 70

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Alan Simpson

Nothing just or orderly about being transitioned onto the dole

It is a handsome granite townhouse that sits just off the main road through Aberdeen’s wealthiest suburbs and is surrounded by buildings of similar...

18.08.2025 70

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