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10 Classic Father’s Day Jokes From Some of Comedy’s Biggest Names

From Johnny Carson and Joan Rivers to Conan O’Brien and Norm Macdonald, comedians have spent decades roasting dear old Dad.

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Alright, it looks like we all managed to make it through Mother’s Day alive, so you know what that means: It’s time to celebrate the second-most-important parent in your life (in addition to any stepfathers and fathers-in-law you might’ve gotten yourself mixed up with over the years).

Yeah, you guessed it, Father’s Day is here. And to help get you in the spirit of things, we figured a list of holiday-themed jokes might be just what you need right about now. Without further ado, let’s take a look at what 10 comedy icons had to say on the subject…

“I feel bad for Father’s Day because the kids just get him cologne, or tools, or cigarettes, or more cologne. The Father’s Day thing is fun, but it........

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