I’m a giver. I know, you’re probably thinking I’m a hero, too. Well, you’re right. However, I’m far too humble to say so myself – in fact, I’m probably the most humble person you could ever meet, and by a lot. That’s why I want to help you and everyone you know, who isn’t a brain damaged, deranged left-wing Democrats, with a handy voting guide for the Senate races in the midterms today (there are too many House races, but the overriding principle applies there, too). Post this on social media, send it to friends and family, and print it up to take with you to the polls so you make the right choice this Election Day.

Vote for Republicans. 

That’s it, really. I mean, I’ll say more, but you can skip the rest if you’re smart enough to not need convincing. 

We’ll start off the east and work our way west.

Maine: Vote for Susan Collins. She was originally challenged by a fascistic pervert with a Nazi tattoo and a history of mistreating women, but he was replaced by a fascistic pervert without a Nazi tattoo and a history of hooking up at family reunions and having kids with them. His family has been through enough. And while they’d likely love to see him far away from any other relatives, you don’t want to inflict that on the nation’s capitol. 

The Carolinas: Let’s be honest, you’d barely even know there’s a Senate election in........

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