Christmas is our favorite holiday, full of good times and good cheer. But we all know the weeks before Christmas can also be a royal pain in the butt: figuring out what to buy for whom, and then braving crowded stores to buy gifts or ordering them online and rushing to retrieve them from the front steps ahead of the porch pirates.

Merry Christmas! Thanks to Donald Trump, that holiday nightmare is over. He’s made Christmas shopping easy for all of us. Trump’s like a one-man Costco, offering every gift we could possibly want to buy, from Bibles to sneakers to women’s perfume. Trump Inc. is our new one-stop shop.

Of course, there are snooty sceptics who profess to be shocked by all the Trump merch. It’s beneath the dignity of the president of the United States, they piously argue. You can’t imagine Thomas Jefferson, Ronald Reagan or George W. Bush hawking trading cards or Bibles. Well, that’s true, but maybe that just because Americans then were not as lucky as we are today.

Looking for a gift for a male friend of relative? Check out the Trump merch website. The list of Trump offerings is........

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