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SNN cool shit reporter Ginne Anne Juice reports that world-renown business icon Aunt Jemima has stated that she will run for President of the United...
Donald Trump has announced that he would like readers of the Humor Times magazine to choose his 2024 running mate, as he’s got too much to deal with...
SNN smut correspondent Downe Inda Gutter reports that like such celebs as Bill Cosby, Vin Diesel and others, past dalliances are having legal...
According to SNN Christmas reporter Suzee Snowflake, there will be no Christmas this year. This is because the Godfather of Christmas, Santa Claus, is...
Presidential candidate Artificial Ignorance Entity Hoiman says that the American system has ground to a halt because Congress is a joke. Further,...
Recently dismissed from the House of Representatives, former congressman from New York, George Santos, has joined our news network, SNN. Santos will...
In an exclusive interview with SNN gobbeldygook reporter Knick Knack Paddywack, GOP presidential candidate Nikki Haley stated, “Any idiot can post...
Famed Slobovian Billionairess Madame Yu Damme Skippy (known as the Slobovian Elon Musk) states that she has created the answer to holiday air travel...
“Anyone can learn to be a criminal,” stated Dr. #427895, President of Alcatraz University. “In the near future, the well-educated criminal will...
SNN has learned from an unnamed source that the Republican Party has contacted world-famous problem solver and arbiter Dr. Enigma Conundrum to help...
In an exclusive interview with SNN Political Corruption Correspondent Quikke Buck Kate, New Jersey Senator Bob Menendez states that he was only doing...
According to SNN feces reporter Cesse Poole toilets, from the golden thrones of Buckingham Palace to the piss bin at Sneaky Pete’s Bar in Amarillo...
According to CDC physician and researcher Dr. Cerebral Hemorrhage, a recently discovered new Covid variant known as “The Top 20” is deadly. Most...