As Mariah Carey once again defrosts to bring All I Want for Christmas is You into every shopping centre, there’s something else that’s warming up. Netflix is trying to bring sexy back to Christmas with not one but two Hallmark-style films featuring shirtless, buff men, including one snowman and a troupe of strippers. And it hasn’t gone unnoticed: “Holiday fare is headed in a shirtless new direction,” The New York Times said.

“Holiday movies are hornier than ever,” Vox exclaimed.

Dustin Milligan as Jack Snowman in Hot Frosty.Credit: Netflix

The first, pornographically titled Hot Frosty, follows an Adonis-like snowman (Dustin Milligan) who comes to life when a lonely widow (played by Lacey Chabert, whose list of Christmas film credits is longer than the line at Kmart’s checkout on Christmas Eve) puts a magical red scarf around his neck.

He can’t wear many clothes, otherwise he’ll melt (duh), so he cavorts around in the snow with his finely sculpted pecs like a walking protein shake.

The Merry Gentlemen is your........

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