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The Zodiac Sign You’re Doomed to Have a Toxic Situationship With
Chemistry and compatibility are two different things. Here’s who’s going to wreck your situationship era—and why you’ll let them.
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The worst situationships never feel like situationships at the start. They feel like a good time, a late-night conversation, someone worth keeping around without the pressure of a label. Certain signs are basically purpose-built for this. By the time you have words for what’s happening, you’re already in it.
Chemistry and compatibility are two different things, and one of them will absolutely ruin your year. Here’s who’s going to wreck your situationship era—and why you’ll let them.
Aries (March 21 – April 19)
A Libra will string Aries along without even trying. They’re charming enough to stay interesting, and evasive enough to never commit to anything. Aries will keep pushing for a straight answer, and Libra will keep not giving one. One more conversation always feels like the one that’ll “fix everything.” It won’t.
Taurus (April 20 – May 20)
Every Taurus has a Scorpio chapter, and it almost always goes the same way. The pull is immediate, the intensity is real, and somewhere around month two Taurus starts noticing that Scorpio will say almost anything except what this actually is. So Taurus waits. Then waits........