You want to know how badly the Democrats screwed up the presidential election? So badly they forgot to cheat.
I had it on very good authority – from President-elect Donald Trump himself, over and over again – that Vice President Kamala Harris and everyone in the Democratic Party were rigging the election and cheating like the cheating cheaters they are.
At a late October rally in Pennsylvania he said: “They’ve already started cheating in Lancaster. They’ve cheated.”
And at a recent Arizona rally he said: “The only thing that can stop us is the cheating. It’s the only thing that can stop us.”
Welp, the cheating we liberal types were supposed to be doing apparently didn’t happen, because nothing stopped Trump from decisively beating Harris in Tuesday night’s election.
So my question in the wake of this dispiriting defeat is: What the heck, guys? Who........