7 gift ideas that are totally on Trump's Christmas list |
Through my numerous sources in the White House, of whom I have none, I’ve obtained an exclusive copy of President Donald Trump’s letter to Santa Claus and accompanying Christmas wish list. I reprint it here because the holidays die in darkness.
Dear Santa,
As usual, I’ve been the very best boy this year. In fact, no boy has been better than me, and I’ve done more than anyone else on your list, many have told me that.
Whether it’s deporting people from sh-thole countries or bombing suspected drug boats or making sure everyone can say “Merry Christmas” again, everything I’ve done has been good.
Actually, everything has been great. Everything I’ve done is great, and I’m great, so I deserve all the things on my list this year, and if I don’t get them, I have to tell you, Santa, you’re not going to like what happens. Our warriors in the U.S. military........