Ahoy! It’s been a long time coming, but it’s finally here, and we at Townhall couldn’t be happier. We’ve been looking for better ways to connect with our audience, particularly our VIP members, and we have finally managed to do it. The first-ever Townhall/Salem Media cruise is happening this November 14 through November 21, 2026, as we sail around the Caribbean right after the midterm elections. It’s the perfect place, the perfect time, and the perfect itinerary with the perfect hosts. You should be part of it. You must be part of it.

There’s a lot to love about this trip, including how organizing a cruise rubs it in the faces of all the Never Trump sissies. But wait, a cruise? Is this ironic or something? See, if you ask Grok who was the guy who invented the term “cruise ship conservatives” – you know, those flaccid Romney-loving losers who used to treat America’s future as a tacky grift – you will find out it was me. And I pioneered the use of the cruise ship emoji on what was then Twitter and is now X. So why am I having any part in this? Because this isn’t going to be a bunch of Zima-swilling femboys parading around the Lido Deck talking about how we need to somehow be less masculine as we help Democrats manage our country’s decline. If you’re looking to hang with Dr. P. Mortimer Wellington-Winthrop III, the Bill Kristol Professor of Beautiful Losing at the University of College, keep walking. We’re about winning. We’re about fun. We’re about owning the........

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