Jimmy Kimmel: Fake Progressive Hero Of The Year |
That Jimmy Kimmel morphed from a fat, whiny side-kick to Adam Carolla into a less-fat, whinier leftist whose second wife neutered him and keeps his testicles in a Mason jar under the stairs should surprise no one. Fat dudes, even after they lose the weight, always remain fat in their heads and act fat for the rest of their lives. And Jimmy Kimmel acts fat – both the victim of society’s bulk judgment, and the perp of stuffing his face, figuratively. This self-martyrdom makes him the perfect progressive hero.
There really is something wrong with a group of people who idolize victimhood. Not mock – true victims of something deserve sympathy – but make victimhood something to aspire to. Nobody wins when you elevate losers, and Kimmel is a loser.
He has money, but plenty of losers make lots of money – their loserdom is part of what drives them to make more money, like another zero on their check will make their parents love them or add another inch to a shortcoming they’re spending their lives angrily making up for. But there’s never enough money because whoever didn’t love them back will never love them back and whatever they’re missing won’t grow because money isn’t appendage fertilizer.
So you end up with an angry Sisyphusian forever trying to prove himself to the idea in their head, when the person or people they’re doing it for have either........