Commentary: Yeah, Mondays are boring, but where do YOU live?

Different types of roe are among the featured items at Sushi by Bou.

National Media Person with No Context or Standing to Criticize Albany: You live in Albany and you’re shorter than Shaquille O’Neal.

Me: But I’m taller than Tom Cruise and Al Pacino.

NMPNCSCA: Albany’s best sushi isn’t as good as at Masa in Manhattan.

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Me: Sushi by Bou is $60 for 12 courses. Masa charges $750.

NMPNCSCA: You have less hair than Matthew McConaughey or Jason Momoa.

Me: I have more hair than either of my brothers combined.

NMPNCSCA: There’s nothing to do in Albany on a Monday afternoon, which is specifically what I was talking about.

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Me: As far as I know, there are no theater matinees in Albany on Monday afternoons, but there........

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