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COVID, Ukraine and Marjorie Taylor Greene—Satire

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Dear Mort,

So sorry to hear that you got COVID.

Praying for your speedy recovery.

So to help your recovery, I am enclosing two refrigerator magnets in this letter. One magnet has my puss on it. I know you’ll love that magnet because I’m wearing a candy apple red MAGA baseball cap. On the other magnet appears President Trump’s face and the words, “Only I Can End The Russo-Ukrainian War.”

Remember these are not ordinary magnets. They have been blessed and remagnetized so that they remove all the microchips placed in your body when you were vaccinated or boostered against COVID. You do know what group of scientists placed those chips in those vaccines?

Well, all you have to do to energize these magnets is place them in your freezer for 45 minutes, then remove them and rub them over all parts of your naked body for about 15 minutes.

Wait at least one hour after treatment to drive or use heavy machinery or go swimming.........

© The Times of Israel (Blogs)

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