I know which footy team my family supports. Not all of them have realised it yet

As parents we take liberties with our newly arrived bundles of joy. Lumbering them with names and spellings of names that are sometimes a burden, tying them to cultural and religious rituals, putting their name down for independent schools, the Melbourne Cricket Club, picking their footy team. The list goes on.

I didn’t get around to the religious sacraments, or the private schools and I failed to submit the signed MCC nomination form for the eldest, who could have been a restricted member by now.

But when it came to that other religion, I took it for granted my kids would share........

© The Sydney Morning Herald