Never mind Charlie's Bar going viral and beating John Lewis – here's what really happens in pubs at Christmas...

Never mind Charlie's Bar going viral and beating John Lewis – here's what really happens in pubs at Christmas...

You know we’re in the descent into Christmas madness when the television starts playing sickly sweet advertisements from the likes of John Lewis, where a little boy grows an alternative Christmas tree in the shape of a gigantic Venus fly-trap which vomits presents.

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