(NEXSTAR) – A new analysis from ConsumerAffairs has determined New Hampshire to be the most “Halloween-obsessed” state in the country, based on factors including the number of haunted houses, pumpkin patches and Spirit Halloween locations per capita.

Absolutely no thought, however, was given to the frequency of sultry vampires attempting to abduct and/or turn members of the general populace.

Despite this glaring oversight, the analysis did indeed account for Halloween-related search activities in each state, with an emphasis on searches for decorations, costumes, movies, candies and even pumpkin-spice lattes, according to........

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