The best thing right now would be to read the turmoil in the Tory party as told by the spy novelist Len Deighton. He would give us more detail on Robert Jenrick’s defection media-handling plan: a statement on what a future in Reform meant to him, how he’d wrestled with his decision to leave the Conservatives behind. Kemi Badenoch would discover it by a process of intricate deduction, rather than the more likely story – that some mischief-maker leaked it to her. The trail of clues would be ever more ominous, as Jenrick skipped opportunities to show loyalty to his party leader, mysteriously didn’t show for longstanding commitments. The betrayal would unfold slowly in scarce-to-be-believed fashion until, wham: someone saw his to-do list. Iron turquoise shirt. Call Sophy Ridge.

Instead, Jenrick’s ejection from his party is slightly spoiled, from a storytelling point of view, by the chaos of conjecture and semi-analysis. What happened this afternoon was beyond Deighton. For hours, Nigel Farage would confirm only that he’d had conversations with Jenrick, and stated categorically that he hadn’t signed a deal with him. There were questions over whether Badenoch had successfully ruined Farage’s Westminster press conference, planned for 4:30pm today, where he would purportedly reveal Jenrick as his latest defector. And even more about what it would mean for Jenrick’s political ambitions, inside or outside the Tory party.

And then, the press conference came. Farage insisted there was no imminent deal with Jenrick and that a defection, if it came at all, could be months off. Badenoch sacking Jenrick had been seen by some as evidence of her political nous, blindsiding both him and Reform. Torching this narrative and basking in his own opportunism, Farage said: “I want to say thank you to Kemi Badenoch. This is the latest........

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