Chronically Online Pundits Suffer Meltdown Over College Kids Just Living Life

Chronically Online Pundits Suffer Meltdown Over College Kids Just Living Life

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Breaking news! College spring breakers are dumb, drunk, and enjoying life. More at 11 …

A selectively edited Jesse Watters Primetime segment, featuring gaggles of party animal college kids who think we’re at war with extraterrestrial martians, triggered a meltdown among terminally online X users, pundits, and commentators.

Watch the clip below: 

Spring Break goes WILD☀️ 🍺🤪 and the students have NO IDEA what’s going on🤣 “The BIGGEST issue in America is what BIKINI I’m wearing tomorrow”👙 “We’re going to war with IRAQ that’s been crazy”🤔 “I’ve NEVER heard the word Ayatollah in my life”🫢 “Is Venezuela in… pic.twitter.com/HD8kgli0Ok — Jesse Watters (@JesseBWatters) March 24, 2026

Spring Break goes WILD☀️ 🍺🤪

and the students have NO IDEA what’s going on🤣

“The BIGGEST issue in America is what BIKINI I’m wearing tomorrow”👙

“We’re going to war with IRAQ that’s been........

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