Let me take the opposite view of 330 million Americans—and the 500 million migrants Donald Trump will say crossed the border by the time you finish reading this next sentence: I’m going to miss this Presidential election being over when the ballots are finally all counted next March.

Not to get overly sentimental, but there are all things in life we miss terribly, things we once had that are gone. The Cleveland Browns miss having a quarterback who could complete a pass; Alabama Senator Tommy Tuberville misses the Dred Scott decision; Jennifer Lopez misses whatever his name was—you know, fun husband #2. Me, though? I know I’m going to miss this year’s election cycle. And here are the top five things I’ll look back on fondly when all is said and done.

I’m going to miss all the creative text messages I get from Kamala, Cory, Gretchen,........

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