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Welcome to Boris in Wonderland, with the supporters of democracy

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“On seeing you I first realise
That charm is a just a trick of the eyes
And knowing you I finally confirm
That love is just a mad enterprise
Where will you take my captive spirit now,
Trapped in the web of your beautiful brow?
From Courageous Take the Bride Tr. By Bachchoo

Gentle readers, friends, unicorns, welcome to Boris in Wonderland. The Mad Hatter, having pulled 17.2 million mythically miracle votes using lying spells, is now the Prime Minister of Wonderland. His first move as such was to appoint a character from another myth called Dom Foxy Cummings as his chief adviser.

Hatter and Foxy have promised the 17.2 million deceived guests at their T-Party table that whatever happens, Wonderland would leave the Futureland Eunion by the 31st of October, which happens to be Halloween.

The date is significant because it’s when witches and other mythical creatures emerge and demand a trick or treat. In this case and this year in Wonderland, the trick has been played on the poor 17.2 million by telling them that leaving the Futureland Eunion would immediately project this green and pleasant place into the 52nd state of the United States of Trumpiana where they would enjoy the treats of Willie Wonka’s Chocolate Factory.

Yes Foxy, the Hatter and other associates such as Sad Javid and Pratty Patel have promised Wonderland new treats such as 10,000 more prison places, 20,000 more police and........

© The Asian Age