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As the adventures in Blunderland turn uglier, will BoJo survive as the Master?

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28.09.2019

“Consciousness and
understanding
Are distinct dependent things
One is food, the other
digestion
One the air — the other the bird’s wings…”
From Framroz Noo Framework by Bachchoo

Bojo is back in Blunderland, scurrying back from the United Nations to face a chorus of calls to resign from the office of Prime Monster after the UK Supreme Court unanimously ruled that he acted illegally in suspending the Parlez-shop of Bestminster.

The story so far: Bojo came to be Prom Monster through the votes of his Story Party members, who number a geriatric 0.07 per cent of Blunderland’s population. Nevertheless, he and his Weirdo Sancho Panza, Dominant Goings, insist that this was “democratic” (somewhere in Germany a rumbling was witnessed above the grave of one Jo Goebbels!).

Bojo, on the advice of Goings, immediately on entering 10 Drowning Street, declared that he would take Blunderland out of the European Bunion by the witching hour on the 31st of October, the ghoul festival of Halloween. He repeated this mantra endlessly in the hope that the Bigots of Blunderland who didn’t want the Oompah-Loompahs of the European Bunion to enter the country (You’ve got your children’s stories mixed up, you idiot! — Ed. Kya farrak? — fd) would see him as their redeemer.

Now the majority of the Bestminster Parlez-shop are opposed to this scheme of leaving the European Bunion without a deal. It would turn Blunderland into a place of uncertainties........

© The Asian Age