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I’m just a nice widdle article that would never harm anybwuddy

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22.03.2019

On a pleasant morning in early autumn, a little baby online article was born into the World Wide Web. It was a perfectly innocent harmless fluffy article about nothing much in particular and it arrived with all the healthy newborn article-features one could hope for.

A cute button-nosed “Don’t get me wrong …” opening line. A rosy-cheeked “Hey, look, I get it …” peeking from its mid-section. And down on its chubby bottom, an irresistible “Needless to say …” followed by a whole paragraph of needlessly-said stuff. How could anyone NOT fall in love with this article???? It was adorrrrrrrrrable!

Brimming with hope and wonder, the newborn article headed off into the internet, completely naked and shame-free, its tiny comments box dangling from beneath its text body in a natural, non-offensive way.Credit:Minh Uong / The New York Times

Brimming with hope and wonder, the newborn article headed off into the internet, completely naked and shame-free, its tiny comments box dangling from beneath its text........

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