I could have been a contender. I could have been a rat boy.
Vermin have entered the crowded beauty lexicon to describe unconventionally attractive Hollywood actors with large ears, angular features and lanky frames.
Dune actor Timothée Chalamet, Challengers leading men Josh O’Connor and Mike Faist, along with The Bear’s Jeremy Allen White and Ferrari’s Adam Driver, have been tagged as “rats” and “hot rodent boyfriends” by supposed admirers.
The Rat Pack 2.0: Timothée Chalamet, Josh O’Connor and Jeremy Allen White.Credit: Getty
I was born with the big ears, and while working at Vogue, surviving on Prada and Diet Coke, a well-meaning fashion editor described my angular appearance as fabulously gaunt. A nose like a forgotten potato ruled me out of the rat race, but should this even be a competition?
There is something insidious about the hot rodent description of male celebrities that smells like, well, like a dead rat.
Using rats to describe someone’s appearance carries a political charge leftover from Nazi........