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Space junk, speed and politics

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Earth politics are a bit strange for those of us who are not from here. As a casual observer, it’s immediately obvious that Earthlings are really only concerned with what’s happening under their noses.

I play chess with an intergalactic solar jellyfish every Sunday and we were having a chuckle about this.

J-Fish loves to holiday down south in the Pacific. He’s right into trench diving and also has a bit of a weird thing going on with a fur seal.

This fur friend was telling him about the complicated system of politics that the land-based creatures have adopted. “They think they own the place,” my mate says, paraphrasing his spring fling in a weird barking voice.

Essentially a whole bunch of these humans put pictures of themselves by the side of the road and on moving picture boxes and try to convince other humans that they are the best.

If they are considered the best, they get to make some alterations to the rules.

How to win

First they have to get enough people to agree with them. They do this by making promises, which are actually more like suggestions. But it’s important to sound definite about it because humans are a........

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