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Giving us the cold shoulder

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From The Hutch

A month ago we were all doomed to live in a diseased world indefinitely.

But, hey presto, and now we have a whole bunch of vaccines to choose from.

So now the mad scramble for vaccine supply kicks in.

Personally, I like the sound of the Oxford University one – it just sounds fancier for a start and some of the others just seem like fodder for the anti-vaxers.

For example the Pfizer vaccine is more than 90 per cent effective but it has to be kept at -80 degrees Celsius.

Now, I get the worst ice cream headaches, especially when trying to eat one of those MacDonald’s soft serve cones dipped in chocolate. They melt out the bottom of the chocolate faster than you can lick them clean.

Only an accomplished yodeller has the requisite skill to eat one without making a mess.

Like global warming, you essentially have to try and get ahead of the problem by destroying the chocolate and then munching out the ice cream faster than a beaver full of methamphetamines.

Massive ice cream headache.

The prospect........

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