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What they really said on CGT

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OPINION/SATIRE: The Press presents the capital gains tax discussion, translated for our readers.

Jacinda Ardern: "After significant discussion, we have ultimately been unable to find a consensus"

[It was a cage fight. I mean an actual cage fight. Between our two deputies, Kelvin Davis vs Shane Jones. That's how we settled it. When the bell rang Kelvin tried to climb up the cage but Shane dragged him back down and sat on him until he yielded. And that was the end of the CGT.]

Simon Bridges: "It's a big win for us. But more importantly it's a big win for Kiwis."

[It's a big win for me! A Big! Win! For Me! Yes! Oh yes! He shoots, he scores! Polls, schmolls!........

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