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OPINION/SATIRE: You're an alpha-male political populist with a big swinging mandate. But which winning world leader do you most resemble? Are you Boris or Donald? PM or Prez? Take our personality quiz to find out!

Q 1: Are you a self-made man?
a) Emphatically and categorically! All I've been gifted from dear old Pater is an aristocratic name, a modest trust fund, access to Eton and Oxford and connections to the great and good of English society. And an overinflated sense of self-worth. Huzzah!
b) Self-made man? Bigly! All my daddy gave me was a small 10 million dollar loan. That other $413 million inheritance you may have read about is fake news. Fake news!

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