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God has words for Israel Folau

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SATIRE: God the Heavenly Father has today weighed in on the Israel Folau​ controversy, starting that no-one will be going to hell until at least the end of the rugby season, and probably not after that either.

God was forced to issue the clarification after Folau, the New South Wales Waratahs player and Australian rugby international, issued an online warning that hell awaited "drunks, homosexuals, adulterers, liars, fornicators, thieves, atheists and idolaters".

Speaking to reporters at a hastily convened press conference from atop a local cumulonimbus, God stated He was surprised when Folau's post appeared on His twitter feed.

"I was like seriously? Honest to me!" exclaimed God, slapping His divine forehead.

* Andrew Gunn: Advice........

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