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A great council is called

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24.05.2019

OPINION/SATIRE: It came to pass that on the last Saturday of May a great council was called between Alfred of Ngaro and Brian of Tamaki, to take place in a vacant and lowly community hall, far from the serpent gaze of the liberal media.

And so it was that Brian of Tamaki did arrive astride a gold-plated Harley Davidson with the number plate "HUMBLE".

And Alfred of Ngaro did arrive dropped off by Simon of Tauranga. And Simon of Tauranga spake, saying he was "going this way anyway" and if Alfred of Ngaro needed a coffee or anything "just text me".

And thusly Brian and Alfred were admitted to the vacant and lowly community hall by the vacant and lowly caretaker, and rollethed-they up their sleeves.

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