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'Let's see what you've got'

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16.08.2019

OPINION/SATIRE:

Hi everyone it's me! Paula Bennett in my new role as makeover queen and presenter of "Paula Tarts It Up", where I take something tired and run-down and spruce it up to sell. Let's find out what my next big project is.

Hi my name's Simon. I'm a tidy well-looked-after unit with striking views on the right side of town and I'm looking to sell in 2020.

Hi Simon! Well straight away I can tell I'll have my work cut out. Simon may have good foundations but with limited street appeal he's definitely not a drive-by.

Hello? Excuse me? I'm right here…

Simon, let's talk expectations. If you sell successfully in 2020 where realistically would you like to end up?

Look, ideally something stand-alone on a big 60-vote block,........

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