Christmas whisky warning: Toby Neal's festive tale of drinking responsibly and the classic Wolverhampton humour of the multi-talented Roger Squires |
Please drink responsibly this Christmas and don't do as I did when my wife told me to pour all my whisky away.
I unscrewed the top from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink, with the exception of one glass which I drank.
I unscrewed the top from the second bottle and poured the contents down the sink,........