Mark Andrews: Mandelson takes a leak, the problem with Shabana's asylum plan, and why I favour building a town even more horrible than Milton Keynes |
Mark Andrews takes a wry look at the week's news
In government, New Labour svengali Peter Mandelson had a reputation as being king of the leaks, drip-feeding supposedly secret information to selected journalists to manipulate the news narrative.
Well it seems the now Lord Mandelson has taken that moniker to a whole new level in his enforced retirement, having been caught on camera emptying his bladder up the garden wall of recruitment tycoon James Reed - you know the bloke who does those infuriating adverts on LBC where he cheerily greets one job applicant after another.
Apparently Mandy had been enjoying a lads' night in with his old mate, the former chancellor George Osborne, and was caught short after being let down by two separate taxi drivers.
"I was kept........