Old age truisms

Got this email recently and thought some of you might get a giggle out of it. We all can relate in many of these quotes.

“Old age comes at a bad time.” – Ed Sullivan

“Old age is like a plane flying through a storm. Once you are aboard, there is nothing you can do about it.” – Golda Meir

“The older I get, the more clearly I remember things that never happened.” – Mark Twain

“I’m at that age where my back goes out more than I do.” – Phyllis Diller

“Nice to be here? At my age, it’s nice to be anywhere.” – George Burns

“First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down.” – Rob Reiner

“You spend 90 percent of your adult life hoping for a long rest and the last 10 percent trying to convince the Lord that........

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