I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it

I’m about to lose control, and I think I like it

I’m so excited, and I just can’t hide it

And I know, I know, I know, I know

I know I want you

— “I’m So Excited,” The Pointer Sisters

Valencia got served a big bowl of mass delusion a few weeks back. Fifty or more fully Trump-flagged-up pickup trucks marauded back around the mall, snarling traffic, and generally making a loud public nuisance. You’ve seen these cringeworthy things: Jacked-up pickups, usually with super-loud exhausts, flying giant American flags on one side and Trump 2024 flags on the other. These truckers must feel they’re real suburban Raul Reveres, rambling through traffic, honking horns, bleating, “Look at me, look at me!”

Or maybe they’re just so excited, and want us to know, to know, to know — they want, want, want Donald Trump! They’re about to “lose control, and they just can’t hide it.” Obviously, they’ve lost control …

I’m embarrassed by these Tonka-troopers. Do they understand what they’re communicating? How dumb it looks? Is this all just “good American fun” or is this an........

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