John Boston | The Sasquatch Chronicles and Sayin’ Ya-Know |
Without actually naming names and apologies to several ex-wives and girlfriends, I’ve always had a thing for big, hairy creatures. Wince. Duck. I love 1933’s original “King Kong.” Some intern/maroon over at Internet Movie Data Base (IMBd) gave Kong a 7.9 rating. What? C-plus for one of the greatest, groundbreaking films ever made? Sonny boy or madam. If I find out you live in Newhall? Best you just leave now.
I suspect it pains management at Mighty Signal World Corporate that I oh-so-rarely mention, in this community newspaper on a diet, that I wrote a novel about Bigfoot, along with the sequel. I’m currently finishing the three-quel, “Naked Came the Dogman.” Yes. Critics are correct. The Basin Valley Murder Mystery series is better than Shakespeare, Isaac Asimov, James Lee Burke and Harper Lee all squished into a commercial blender. I’ve also written other books, local history tomes, which include Sasquatch sightings here in our now-yuppie rich, HOA-imprisoned Santa Clarita Valley. I can now dreamily ascend to Heaven (or, tumble, bouncing down, crying, “ouch-ooow-ouch-yowch!!!” into that bottomless, fiery pit where all Democrats end up). Why? Because, just last Sunday, I was on the international podcast, Sasquatchchronicles.com.
SasqChron is the Mecca of All Things High & Holy Abominable Snowman. After having his own, Scare The Bee-Hee-Bee-Bees encounter in Washington state in 2012 with this mysterious and aggressive Creature/Being/Banished Large Member of Rotary, host Wes Germer created the show. Almost entirely it consists of interviewing people, from all backgrounds, redneck hunters to........