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LETTER: Canada’s response to Trump’s new tariffs

Donald Trump says he’s going to increase tariffs on Canada. In response, WE Canadians, and OUI Canadians, are going full Maple Leaf Max Mode until the bald eagle backs down, apologizes and agrees to spell “colour” properly.

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CP Rail and CN Rail will be renamed CP Rail Against America and CN Rail Against the United States. Petty? Yes. Effective? Probably not. Satisfying? Immensely.

Toronto’s airport code, currently pronounced “Why-Why-Zee,” will now officially be pronounced “Why-Why-Zed.”  While we’re at it, Toronto will still be spelled Toronto, but will be officially pronounced Trona, which will drive the Americans nuts.

We’ll add a touch of cayenne pepper to all the maple syrup we export to the US.

The CN Tower will be tilted slightly away from the United States. Nothing dramatic, just enough to look........

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