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Ethiopian dam project could spark the world’s first real water war

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18.01.2020

When Ethiopia's Prime Minister Abiy Ahmed got the Nobel Peace Prize last year for ending his country's 20-year military confrontation with neighbouring Eritrea, Donald Trump got quite cross. He should have got the prize, Trump said, because it was he who had prevented a war.

"I made a deal, I saved a country, and I just heard that the head of that country is now getting the Nobel Peace Prize for saving the country. I said: 'What, did I have something to do with it?' Yeah, but you know, that's the way it is," said Trump, philosophical as ever. Real superheroes know that saving countries is a thankless task, but they do it anyway.

Part of the problem in this case, however, is that Trump was talking about the wrong country. War is God's way of teaching Americans geography, but Trump missed all of his generation's lessons (heel spurs). Eritrea, Ethiopia, Egypt, what's the difference? They're all in Africa, and they all start with 'E'.

The conference where Trump allegedly saved a country was about preventing a war between Ethiopia and Egypt, not between Ethiopia and........

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