‘Longlegs’ Is a Stupid, Zero-Star Dumpster Fire

It’s summer, when multiplex marquees are bloated with hunks of junk. One learns, through experience, to expect mediocrity at the movies. What one does not expect is a load of total trash full of gimmicks instead of ideas, stolen scenes from other movies instead of originality, amateurish posturing instead of professional performances, clueless meandering instead of organized screenplays, and pointless confusion instead of clear-eyed direction. Every negative just listed is glaringly evident as part of the incomprehensible gibberish that makes a crummy horror flick called Longlegs not only the worst movie in the summer of 2024 but one of the worst movies of all time.

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LONGLEGS (0/4 stars)
Directed by: Oz Perkins
Written by: Oz Perkins
Starring: Maika Monroe, Nicolas........

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